My girlfriend took my car away from me.

1. 2022-07-29 at 4:02 PM UTC

   #41
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Where did I say I'd learned it all? I just said I was smarter than everyone else.

   
   I didn't say you said you had learned it all, I was just asking you, the guy smarter than everyone else, a question. I can't believe I had to explain that to the smartest person on the planet!
2. 2022-07-29 at 4:10 PM UTC

   #42
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I didn't say you said you had learned it all, I was just asking you, the guy smarter than everyone else, a question. I can't believe I had to explain that to the smartest person on the planet!

   
   Well that's because you didn't have the smarts to word it correctly...I'm the smartest person on the planet...not a mind reader.
   
   Keep bangin the rocks together you'll get there eventually.
3. 2022-07-29 at 4:11 PM UTC

   #43
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well that's because you didn't have the smarts to word it correctly…I'm the smartest person on the planet…not a mind reader.
   
   Keep bangin the rocks together you'll get there eventually.

   
   You're a phoney! I worded it PERFECTLY.
4. 2022-07-29 at 4:12 PM UTC

   #44
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   ..but to answer your question.
   
   You can still learn NEW stuff as it arises AFTER you've already learned ALL the currently existing stuff.
   
   Teleportation for example...it's currently impossible to learn which button to press to go to India because no such button currently exists...but when it does (after I've invented it) then you can learn something new...aka which button to press.
5. 2022-07-29 at 4:16 PM UTC

   #45
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Just invent a time machine now.
6. 2022-07-29 at 4:17 PM UTC

   #46
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   Guys a fucking vampire doctor cut off my foreskin when i was born and its fucking disgusting
7. 2022-07-29 at 4:18 PM UTC

   #47
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Just invent a time machine now.

   
   My schedule is pretty full for the next 2years...so many projects to complete...so little time...oh wait...
8. 2022-07-29 at 4:40 PM UTC

   #48
   

   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

   Originally posted by frala You said you’re taking the car to the mechanic. You’re not even repairing the car yourself. So you’re mad and trying to talk shit on Lanny who actually (surprisingly) can fix things and also afford to buy new ones too.
   
   Lol ok.

   
   I'm taking it to a mechanic because I don't have the time to be fucked.
   Before my girlfriend told me she wanted to take her car back to Carmax I planned on driving the Subaru and fixing the other car myself as I would have more time and wouldn't feel rushed to get it done in a hurry.
9. 2022-07-29 at 4:45 PM UTC

   #49
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Fonaplats next thread "my girlfriend forced me to donate my kidney to her husband"
   
   and he will be like YALL ARE JUST JEALOUS OF MY HOT GIRLFRIEND, I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS THREAD LOSERS I GOTTA CHANGE THE NEW BABIES DIAPER
10. 2022-07-29 at 4:45 PM UTC

    #50
    

    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Listen fatty,
    I'm going to end up with 1 more good car and keep my junker Escape.
    Car prices are way too high and so are interest rates right now.
    I know Lanny has zero mechanical ability to fix anything including your weight so you cucks enjoy your car loans getting screwed on 100% of everything I won't be screwed from.

    
    I tried to help you with the oil leal thread but you dont respond. Oh well
11. 2022-07-29 at 4:52 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost Fonaplats next thread "my girlfriend forced me to donate my kidney to her husband"

    
    That's pretty funny.
    
    ..eta: I bet that's happened somewhere in the world already.