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My girlfriend took my car away from me.

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    She sat in it for a few minutes when I met her at her work to drop off some stuff.

    A minute later she messaged me saying she wants to drive the Subaru as her daily and return her 2019 Camry to Carmax.

    She called Carmax and they said it would take up to 2 weeks but that she will get a check for the equity or whatever which amounts to $6k.

    Honestly I am super grateful to be with someone of such sound mind that would rather own a 10 year old car versus pay a retarded amount every month for years to end up with a...

    10 year old car.

    So the plan is on Saturday to return her Camry and clean up the Subaru a little bit so she can have it.

    Then on Monday Ill take my old 4rd Escape to the mechanic to hopefully get the leak repaired and exhaust welded back together.

    And I will also be buying another car as a back up incase we happen to need it and also just because I can.

    Right now In leaning toward a Pontiac G8 GXP.
    I think she wants me to get a V10 4rd Excursion but I might try to meet her in the middle and get a C10 Chevy pick up truck to haul all the money we bout to save around in.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wonder what Shell would have done
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ I wonder what Shell would have done

    bikers
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra bikers

    Sons of Plantessi
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    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    your really topping from the bottom now, lil cuzin broom. congratulations on the new lesbian cruiser little cousin bromo lil cuzzin sister, arny
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  6. #6
    General Butt.Naked African Astronaut
    If you park all these garbage cars on your lawn, put some rusty appliances out there, let the kids run loose in shitty diapers and domestically abuse your gf in full of the neighbors, youd have cultivated some real white trash bona fides.

    It blows me away that 2 adults with full time jobs cant scrape together enough money for a single vehicle thats worth more than its scrap metal.
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  7. #7
    Bradley victim of incest
    I'm excited for her to leave you after you provide for her and her daughter until they find someone better, I imagine she will drive away in "your" car.
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Fona have u ever thought of like saving ur money?
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  9. #9
    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Fona have u ever thought of like saving ur money?

    He is ignorant white trash. I have had many friends the same. Money burns a hole in their pocket, and the concept of not spending it just because you have it is foreign to them.

    My buddy used to get paid biweekly at the same job as me, had pretty much no real bills or payments to worry about or kids, and would still be hitting me up to borrow $20 or whatever like a week before payday. Just blew it all ASAP on carryout food, cigarettes, alcohol and weed. And he was older than me by several years, 30+ at the time.
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    cigreting Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked If you park all these garbage cars on your lawn, put some rusty appliances out there, let the kids run loose in shitty diapers and domestically abuse your gf in full of the neighbors, youd have cultivated some real white trash bona fides.

    It blows me away that 2 adults with full time jobs cant scrape together enough money for a single vehicle thats worth more than its scrap metal.

    She or i guess they, have a kid to be financially responsible for. Want to know the fastest and most reliable way to drain your accounts? Have a kid. Ive watched a few dumbasses from highschool be consistently poor because they have kids, fucking hilarious
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    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting She or i guess they, have a kid to be financially responsible for. Want to know the fastest and most reliable way to drain your accounts? Have a kid. Ive watched a few dumbasses from highschool be consistently poor because they have kids, fucking hilarious

    Having a kid in this fucked up day and age of a crumbling country and rampant sexual deviants and pedophiles is selfish as fuck, anyways. People are egotistical and just want something that reminds them of themselves, or a way to carry on their name and legacy.
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    Originally posted by Rape Monster People are egotistical and just want something that reminds them of themselves, or a way to carry on their name and legacy.

    or to finger fuck when bored.
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  13. #13
    Bradley victim of incest
    I'm probably not going to have children unless I accidentally one.

    Fonaplats' life is kinda pathetic from any perspective except his.

    He took upon the worst parts of being a parent:
    -Paying for it and everything it needs
    -Having to share housing with a minor
    -Baby sitting/paying for childcare
    -Having an annoying baby around.
    -Stretched out pussy & stretch marks.

    With none of the perks of being a parent:
    -The child will not take care of him because he's never going to be actually family to the child.
    -The child will not credit any of it's success to him.
    -Not his child.

    But folks, Fonaplats is not a simple man, he makes this huge sacrifice so he can cum in this beautiful dumpster and some other man's child.



    Fona your life is exceptionally sad.

    I wouldn't raise someone elses kid, give some bitch my car, pay for everything with my factory job, you know why? Because I value you myself and wouldn't trade half of my income for some beat pussy from a hoe with a fucked up jaw.

    Your Mileage May Very.
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    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    Fona, we don't bring these things up just to make you feel bad. We bring it up because we love you and want you to do better for yourself, and to wake up.
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    Originally posted by Bradley I'm probably not going to have children unless I accidentally one.

    Fonaplats' life is kinda pathetic from any perspective except his.

    He took upon the worst parts of being a parent:
    -Paying for it and everything it needs
    -Having to share housing with a minor
    -Baby sitting/paying for childcare
    -Having an annoying baby around.
    -Stretched out pussy & stretch marks.

    With none of the perks of being a parent:
    -The child will not take care of him because he's never going to be actually family to the child.
    -The child will not credit any of it's success to him.
    -Not his child.

    But folks, Fonaplats is not a simple man, he makes this huge sacrifice so he can cum in this beautiful dumpster and some other man's child.



    Fona your life is exceptionally sad.

    I wouldn't raise someone elses kid, give some bitch my car, pay for everything with my factory job, you know why? Because I value you myself and wouldn't trade half of my income for some beat pussy from a hoe with a fucked up jaw.

    Your Mileage May Very.

    You spend a lot of time thinking and commenting on another dudes life choices. Put that energy into something more productive (not so) young man.

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    Bradley victim of incest
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    Bradley victim of incest
    Gross lol
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    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You spend a lot of time thinking and commenting on another dudes life choices. Put that energy into something more productive (not so) young man.

    I have been following this sort of advice myself lately and it's helped a lot. I realize how much energy anger and frustration takes out of me, and how it literally accomplishes nothing at of merit. You can take so much power away from people by deciding you aren't going to care about what they say or do (assuming it's not an attack against you or something extreme like that)

    People don't know how to react when they try to make you mad or upset and you just aren't.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Get out of my neighborhood you filthy fucking NIGGER!!
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    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley

    Holy fuck is that really her

    Did she get burned?
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