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Mik left me

  1. #61
    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler Unless, of course, she’s just trying to scare off her perceived “competition” by telling them what a degenerate loser you are…

    Some girls actually do that, eh? Pretty low.
  2. #62
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka Mik is short for Mikael or something

    is he hebrewjedi lol maybe he left you because you are goth and his jedi mee maw wouldn't approve

  3. #63
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Ghost is he hebrewjedi lol maybe he left you because you are goth and his jedi mee maw wouldn't approve


    German. Also my birthname is Hebrew.
  4. #64
    Ghost Black Hole
    Mike was a german jedi and Kafka is half jedi

    folx this is your "average" northern irish and the full blooded brown skin anti monarchists of the south spit, cry and roll in their graves at the thougyht of this invasion
  5. #65
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    “I feel really unsupported by the community of people who live inside my head, so I’m always in my feelings. I’m fascinated by my feelings. I know they’re fucking trash, but I guess they’re also the closest thing I have to a real father. My therapist says that if I keep drinking manatee piss, I won’t make it past 25. Common sense, I guess. But am I listening? [The silence was broken by the sound of a gong.]”
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #66
    Ghost Black Hole
    Imagine if mik made an account named "mikhail gorbachev" and talked mad shit about kafka and was a cool dude that played video games and did cocaine
  7. #67
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ “I feel really unsupported by the community of people who live inside my head, so I’m always in my feelings. I’m fascinated by my feelings. I know they’re fucking trash, but I guess they’re also the closest thing I have to a real father. My therapist says that if I keep drinking manatee piss, I won’t make it past 25. Common sense, I guess. But am I listening? [The silence was broken by the sound of a gong.]”

    I can't thank this post enough
  8. #68
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by The Earl of Sandwich Rat Face is all up in Kafka's sweaty inbox like the other losers, Sophie (Dung Smuggler) and Incest/ incessant.

    You left yourself off that list Aleister….memory loss due to severe alcoholism no doubt 🍻
  9. #69
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    is that not wozny with another account
  10. #70
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Nah
  11. #71
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra is that not wozny with another account

    No it’s one of Octavian’s hundred alts
  12. #72
    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka German. Also my birthname is Hebrew.

    The German with a broad Irish accent? Is his surname Robinson?
  13. #73
    Originally posted by mmQ “…My therapist says that if I keep drinking manatee piss, I won’t make it past 25. ….]”

    Has this person thought about trying manta ray piss?
  14. #74
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by troon The German with a broad Irish accent? Is his surname Robinson?

    Why would it be Robinson?
  15. #75
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Has this person thought about trying manta ray piss?

    No.
  16. #76
    Originally posted by mmQ No.

    How about man o' war piss?

  17. #77
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ How about man o' war piss?


    Yikes….no no no
  18. #78
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    No. They're from Portugal and say it would be disgraceful to their country.
  19. #79
    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler Yikes….no no no

    What's a colony of toxic zooids between friends?
  20. #80
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost lets keep it on topic fuys this thread is about kafkas ex boyfriend, Mike.

    You are all just upset that she won't date groomers like you and bradley B folx it's true the men of NIS don't have much to offer and fralala and HTS snatched up the best ones leaving you with the dregs nobody wants, the leftovers, if you will.

    It's okay though because they are incels that hate women anyways (because they won't date them)

    truly modern dating is a viscous psycho

    What makes you so sure frala snapped lanny up so easily? Remember when she got here she was halfway up Wrens ass and others until Lanny became available.
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