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Got a Fat Lip Tonight For Being a Drunk Bitch

  1. #1
    Incessant African Astronaut
    And I still didn't give anyone up to the cops, just took the ride home when he felt regret and came back.

    I swear Texas is exactly what it says it is. You want a bitch willing to be abused, just come to Texas and she won't even complain about it.

    Even then I'm still not as much of a bitch as Kafka crying over some weak non existent claims against Sophie.

    Kafka would accuse and arrest a man just for looking at her wrong
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    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    Your dude beat you?
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    Pretty sure women in Texas complain and start fights that they couldn't win without the state, all the time. Otherwise k r o z wouldn't have had to give money to the women's battery shelter and literally choked cheesebergers two Christmas in a row when she had it coming both times
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Lawlz wtf
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    Bradley victim of incest
    how old are you?
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    Kafka motherfucker
    Originally posted by Incessant And I still didn't give anyone up to the cops, just took the ride home when he felt regret and came back.

    I swear Texas is exactly what it says it is. You want a bitch willing to be abused, just come to Texas and she won't even complain about it.

    Even then I'm still not as much of a bitch as Kafka crying over some weak non existent claims against Sophie.

    Kafka would accuse and arrest a man just for looking at her wrong

    This is what internalised misogyny looks like. You need euthanasia.
  7. #7
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Kafka This is what internalised misogyny looks like.

    this is what a buzzword sandwich looks like


    if you haven't mouthed off enough to get someone to take a swing at you you're a gay drunk
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  8. #8
    we got some drama on the four am's today I see
  9. #9
    Kafka motherfucker
    My only rule while drinking is other people don’t want to know you’re drunk, so I’m composed.
  10. #10
    Kafka motherfucker
    Okay most times. There was crawling to the bath tub to die, sleeping on someone’s grave, drink driving and falling off a railing.
  11. #11
    meeting really drunk people on the street is fun except when they want to fight

    it's extra fun when it's 3am and nobody is around and it's a horny girl that molests you
  12. #12
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Incessant is underrated
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  13. #13
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka My only rule while drinking is other people don’t want to know you’re drunk, so I’m composed.

    R u even Irish?
  14. #14
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I just drank from Thursday to Sunday and the worst I did was threaten my baby mom and my friend for different reasons. I really shouldn't drink and play with stix because there's always kids around, even if they're sleeping it looks bad
  15. #15
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut


    That’s Hawt 🤔
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    Originally posted by Incessant And I still didn't give anyone up to the cops, just took the ride home when he felt regret and came back.

    I swear Texas is exactly what it says it is. You want a bitch willing to be abused, just come to Texas and she won't even complain about it.

    Even then I'm still not as much of a bitch as Kafka crying over some weak non existent claims against Sophie.

    Kafka would accuse and arrest a man just for looking at her wrong

    Meow.
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  17. #17
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Incessant And I still didn't give anyone up to the cops, just took the ride home when he felt regret and came back.

    I swear Texas is exactly what it says it is. You want a bitch willing to be abused, just come to Texas and she won't even complain about it.

  18. #18
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler

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    cigreting Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka Okay most times. There was crawling to the bath tub to die, sleeping on someone’s grave, drink driving and falling off a railing.

    wats drink driving
  20. #20
    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting wats drink driving

    it's where u get drunk while driving ur car to settle ur nerves and improve performance
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