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  1. #1
    I have been drinking a lot and am at a crossroads. Was gonna write this in a notepad but i drink shit has been hec tic hec tic check it even my unkey ripped me off and then he trashed my name? shit fucking pissed me off

    -Get SHOES and WEAR THEM
    -APPLY FOR ID and birth certificate spend the money APPLY FOR ID!!!!!*!*!*!**!*!*! do this ASAP
    -figure out how to quit job and HODL the RSU
    eat healthy and actually grocery stop at the grocery store
    play resident evil and get twitter
    -get clothes and learn how to cut own hair instead of getting drunk and doing it blacked out drunk and looking like a retard mental patient
    DCA into link
    make the bit bucks
    Apply for part time/temp
    buy meth
    keep apartment clean
    take out recycling EVERY WEEK instead of shoving it in the closet
    take girlfriend on dates


    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #2
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Fuck the Meth do COCiane.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    DO BOTH
  4. #4
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    DO IT NOW
  5. #5
    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    You forgot to write down get ur dick sucked
  6. #6
    Bradley Naturally Camouflaged
    I really wanna fuck HTS one time before I die but I'll settle for you.

    You and I would probably have a lot more in common since we're not eunuchs.
  7. #7
    you can lick the bloody liquid shit from my ass as I put my legs in a v and say "you know what this is like you know what this is right" and then I release a big stinky steaming mass all over your floor and run out into the front lawn naked covered in shit on all fours, chase a dog, pin it down and bite a tic off its ass
  8. #8
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Unbreak my heart
  9. #9
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Those all seem like goals you could complete in 1 day easy


    Wait...you shove your recycling in a closet? Fucking fill your recycling can with trash like a real grown up and don't separate anything.

    I had them take back my recycling can and get me 2 trash cans.
  10. #10
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    And your gf is a bf get it straight.
  11. #11
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I have been drinking a lot and am at a crossroads. Was gonna write this in a notepad but i drink shit has been hec tic hec tic check it even my unkey ripped me off and then he trashed my name? shit fucking pissed me off

    -Get SHOES and WEAR THEM
    -APPLY FOR ID and birth certificate spend the money APPLY FOR ID!!!!!*!*!*!**!*!*! do this ASAP
    -figure out how to quit job and HODL the RSU
    eat healthy and actually grocery stop at the grocery store
    play resident evil and get twitter
    -get clothes and learn how to cut own hair instead of getting drunk and doing it blacked out drunk and looking like a retard mental patient
    DCA into link
    make the bit bucks
    Apply for part time/temp
    buy meth
    keep apartment clean
    take out recycling EVERY WEEK instead of shoving it in the closet
    take girlfriend on dates

    This wish list is almost as laughable as Wariat thinking he'll get a dog loving teen to lick his ass
  12. #12
    cigreting Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by RIPtotse And your gf is a bf get it straight.

    😂😂😂
  13. #13
    excuse me for trying to improve my life
  14. #14
    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    Do you really not have shoes?
  15. #15
    I wear work boots
  16. #16
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut [soullessly saw your drumbeater]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Fuck the Meth do COCiane.

    I read about a fast food place in Oklahoma that includes one packet of meth in each happy meal

    win/win
  17. #17
    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Fuck the Meth do COCiane.

    cocaine just jerks you off mentally for a little while, meth empowers you like a video game powerup for hours and turns life into easy mode
  18. #18
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I wear work boots

    real men wear combat boots.
  19. #19
    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    Real men don't have feet
  20. #20
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny real men wear combat boots.

    Wrong as usual, REAL men wear TACTICAL boots.
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