Unfuck my fuck life

1. 2022-06-23 at 2:35 AM UTC

   #1
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I have been drinking a lot and am at a crossroads. Was gonna write this in a notepad but i drink shit has been hec tic hec tic check it even my unkey ripped me off and then he trashed my name? shit fucking pissed me off
   
   -Get SHOES and WEAR THEM
   -APPLY FOR ID and birth certificate spend the money APPLY FOR ID!!!!!*!*!*!**!*!*! do this ASAP
   -figure out how to quit job and HODL the RSU
   eat healthy and actually grocery stop at the grocery store
   play resident evil and get twitter
   -get clothes and learn how to cut own hair instead of getting drunk and doing it blacked out drunk and looking like a retard mental patient
   DCA into link
   make the bit bucks
   Apply for part time/temp
   buy meth
   keep apartment clean
   take out recycling EVERY WEEK instead of shoving it in the closet
   take girlfriend on dates
   
   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Sudo, 
   • General Butt.Naked, 
   • Kafka
2. 2022-06-23 at 2:39 AM UTC

   #2
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Fuck the Meth do COCiane.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • the man who put it in my hood
3. 2022-06-23 at 2:45 AM UTC

   #3
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   DO BOTH
4. 2022-06-23 at 4:04 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   DO IT NOW
5. 2022-06-23 at 4:20 AM UTC

   #5
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
   You forgot to write down get ur dick sucked
6. 2022-06-23 at 10:57 AM UTC

   #6
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   I really wanna fuck HTS one time before I die but I'll settle for you.
   
   You and I would probably have a lot more in common since we're not eunuchs.
7. 2022-06-23 at 11:16 AM UTC

   #7
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   you can lick the bloody liquid shit from my ass as I put my legs in a v and say "you know what this is like you know what this is right" and then I release a big stinky steaming mass all over your floor and run out into the front lawn naked covered in shit on all fours, chase a dog, pin it down and bite a tic off its ass
8. 2022-06-23 at 12:56 PM UTC

   #8
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Unbreak my heart
9. 2022-06-23 at 12:57 PM UTC

   #9
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   Those all seem like goals you could complete in 1 day easy
   
   
   Wait...you shove your recycling in a closet? Fucking fill your recycling can with trash like a real grown up and don't separate anything.
   
   I had them take back my recycling can and get me 2 trash cans.
10. 2022-06-23 at 12:59 PM UTC

    #10
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    And your gf is a bf get it straight.
11. 2022-06-23 at 1:13 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I have been drinking a lot and am at a crossroads. Was gonna write this in a notepad but i drink shit has been hec tic hec tic check it even my unkey ripped me off and then he trashed my name? shit fucking pissed me off
    
    -Get SHOES and WEAR THEM
    -APPLY FOR ID and birth certificate spend the money APPLY FOR ID!!!!!*!*!*!**!*!*! do this ASAP
    -figure out how to quit job and HODL the RSU
    eat healthy and actually grocery stop at the grocery store
    play resident evil and get twitter
    -get clothes and learn how to cut own hair instead of getting drunk and doing it blacked out drunk and looking like a retard mental patient
    DCA into link
    make the bit bucks
    Apply for part time/temp
    buy meth
    keep apartment clean
    take out recycling EVERY WEEK instead of shoving it in the closet
    take girlfriend on dates

    
    This wish list is almost as laughable as Wariat thinking he'll get a dog loving teen to lick his ass
12. 2022-06-23 at 1:24 PM UTC

    #12
    

    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by RIPtotse And your gf is a bf get it straight.

    
    😂😂😂
13. 2022-06-23 at 1:33 PM UTC

    #13
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    excuse me for trying to improve my life
14. 2022-06-23 at 1:33 PM UTC

    #14
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Do you really not have shoes?
15. 2022-06-23 at 1:36 PM UTC

    #15
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I wear work boots
16. 2022-06-23 at 2:06 PM UTC

    #16
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut

    Originally posted by AngryOnion Fuck the Meth do COCiane.

    
    I read about a fast food place in Oklahoma that includes one packet of meth in each happy meal
    
    win/win
17. 2022-06-23 at 2:15 PM UTC

    #17
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by AngryOnion Fuck the Meth do COCiane.

    
    cocaine just jerks you off mentally for a little while, meth empowers you like a video game powerup for hours and turns life into easy mode
18. 2022-06-23 at 3:08 PM UTC

    #18
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I wear work boots

    
    real men wear combat boots.
19. 2022-06-23 at 3:10 PM UTC

    #19
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Real men don't have feet
20. 2022-06-23 at 5:47 PM UTC

    #20
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny real men wear combat boots.

    
    Wrong as usual, REAL men wear TACTICAL boots.