2022-06-08 at 1:41 PM UTC
Fine let's each just tell a short little Walmart related story I'll go first.
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2022-06-08 at 1:45 PM UTC
Ok one time I went to Walmart during the winter and I had this big puffy coat with lots of pockets and I went to the babby formula aisle and I held my phone to my ear pretending to be talking to my wife about what formula I was supposed to get for like half an hour as I just pocketed a bunch of the most expensive formulas with plan to resell them.
That was in 2013 and I just remembered that I never sold them and I actually still have all the formula in my kitchen lol
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2022-06-08 at 1:50 PM UTC
After exwife #2 and I split up a letter came for her to the house from Walmart. I opened and read it and it was regarding her "failing to pay" for $27 worth of items at the self checkout and a fine attached of $330 or there abouts saying something about if she didn't pay it they'd press charges...oh and that she was banned from the store.
I discarded the letter and never mentioned it to her.
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2022-06-08 at 1:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ
Ok one time I went to Walmart during the winter and I had this big puffy coat with lots of pockets and I went to the babby formula aisle and I held my phone to my ear pretending to be talking to my wife about what formula I was supposed to get for like half an hour as I just pocketed a bunch of the most expensive formulas with plan to resell them.
That was in 2013 and I just remembered that I never sold them and I actually still have all the formula in my kitchen lol
Dude there's that's big shortage now, if it's still good I bet some place/ someone would gladly take it. Not that there needs to be any moral weight with stealing from Walmart but you could be like, you turned ur misdeed or whatever into a positive thing.
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2022-06-08 at 1:52 PM UTC
one time I went to Walmart and bought a few things and left, then went back about a week later and did the same exact thing and I've been doing it for like 15 years now
2022-06-08 at 1:52 PM UTC
I try to avoid Walmart these days, maybe go once every 2 months, my heart is with Aldi now.
2022-06-08 at 1:56 PM UTC
Every time I shop somewhere besides Aldi's for food I can't help but think of how much cheaper it would have been if I had gone there, and the quality is never different or inferior to the bigger name stores, if anything I often find even better/cooler shit there, especially their random seasonal imports
2022-06-08 at 1:58 PM UTC
Dude there's that's big shortage now, if it's still good I bet some place/ someone would gladly take it. Not that there needs to be any moral weight with stealing from Walmart but you could be like, you turned ur misdeed or whatever into a positive thing.
Unfortunately babby formula absolutely expires. I guess I could just white-out the date on the bottom of the canisters but they expired in like 2015. I wonder what happens to a baby if they drink expired formula
2022-06-08 at 1:59 PM UTC
What the fuck I quoted you and it removed the quote part. Weird.
2022-06-08 at 2:04 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
They're real and they're spectacular
2022-06-08 at 2:11 PM UTC
I LOVE MIDDLE AGED jedi WOMEN
2022-06-08 at 2:35 PM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Who's Whoopi Goldberg? You mean coolio?
2022-06-08 at 2:42 PM UTC
Word association when I hear Coolio I think dangerous minds when I think dangerous minds I think Michelle Pfeiffer or however it's spelled and when I think Michelle Pfeiffer I think of dangerous minds and when I think dangerous minds I think Coolio. Full circle shit
Remember when she asked Emilio what happened to the other teachers, why did they all quit and he says "I ate them, and I'll eat you."
Most iconic line in the cinematic history wow I have chills just typing it
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2022-06-08 at 2:48 PM UTC
I'm so confused who is Walt junior?
