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The official summer drink of 2022

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    Dirty Shirley cocktails are taking over TikTok

    The classic Shirley Temple is all grown up and quickly becoming this summer’s hottest cocktail!

    For kids, few things feel more sophisticated than ordering a Shirley Temple. The original mocktail, a classic Shirley Temple features a blend of ginger ale and grenadine with a few maraschino cherries thrown into the mix. Now, the Shirley Temple has blossomed into the cocktail of the summer, reinventing itself as the Dirty Shirley


    https://www.forbes.com/sites/jilliandara/2022/05/18/can-the-dirty-shirley-actually-become-the-drink-of-summer/?sh=10fb10532f6c
    https://www.intheknow.com/post/dirty-shirley-cocktail/
    https://www.buzzfeed.com/pernellquilon/dirty-shirley-cocktail-recipe-review
    https://www.nytimes.com/2022/05/05/dining/drinks/shirley-temple-vodka.html



    my shitty chinese grocery cherries don't float :(
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Don't call me Shirley.
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    okay, temple
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    petrol and starter fluid
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    Meikai African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra petrol and starter fluid

    i used to huff petrol but it costs as much as cocaine now so
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    frala Avant garde shartist
    I approve
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    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai i used to huff petrol but it costs as much as cocaine now so

    i use spray paint for that sweet silver beard afterwards
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Rape Monster i use spray paint for that sweet silver beard afterwards

    I AM THE TIN MAN
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    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    It's a good drink but we as a society we keep filling them with mercury, nitrate, asbestos, baby-bombs, ___, scavengers sifting thru the ashes, children of the junkyards, fuzzy little rats, wiggers wit shaved heads, forgotten mystical children , messy-eyed hallucinating negroids, cockroach pustules and rubber baby buggy bumpers
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    Meikai African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster i use spray paint for that sweet silver beard afterwards

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    wow, this summer really is going to be one to remember!
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    Meikai African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson wow, this summer really is going to be one to remember!

    not if u drink enough of these dirty shirleys its not
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    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai

    go warriors!
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    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Meikai not if u drink enough of these dirty shirleys its not

    I have a feeling Jigg has had plenty of dirty Shirley’s
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    I had a clean Shirley and IM NOT TALKING ABOUT THE COCKTAIL AYOOOO
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Meikai

    I used to work in Redfern (where all the Aboriginal housing commission units are) and I've seen a bunch of them, always wondered why they ALL had metallic beards

    turns out the aromatic content is much higher in order to suspend the metallic flakes or something
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra I used to work in Redfern (where all the Aboriginal housing commission units are) and I've seen a bunch of them, always wondered why they ALL had metallic beards

    turns out the aromatic content is much higher in order to suspend the metallic flakes or something

    Wtf did idiosyncrasy or whatever know he's copywrite infringing with the crappy name of the site. Also it's funny they have "red" in thr name, that would never fly in north America because they're hyper sensitive to anything red (see: Washington redskins and the insult of calling someone an "apple")
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo Wtf did idiosyncrasy or whatever know he's copywrite infringing with the crappy name of the site. Also it's funny they have "red" in thr name, that would never fly in north America because they're hyper sensitive to anything red (see: Washington redskins and the insult of calling someone an "apple")

    there's a suburb here called Blacktown, was actually historically some kind of Aboriginal reservation

    and about 10 years ago that's where all the Somalian refugees got dumped
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Yeah there's a 100% black town in my province with a similar hilarious name.

    Somalis don't seem to get along with anyone and don't even particularly seem fond of accessing government services. Maybe if you put them in the Bush they'd be happier because the ones they sent to the neighborhood in Toronto my dad is from turned it into crack and guns Lil Mogadishu
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    somalians are chill man they got the qat hookup
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