2022-06-03 at 12:03 AM UTC
Dirty Shirley cocktails are taking over TikTok
The classic Shirley Temple is all grown up and quickly becoming this summer’s hottest cocktail!
For kids, few things feel more sophisticated than ordering a Shirley Temple. The original mocktail, a classic Shirley Temple features a blend of ginger ale and grenadine with a few maraschino cherries thrown into the mix. Now, the Shirley Temple has blossomed into the cocktail of the summer, reinventing itself as the Dirty Shirleyhttps://www.forbes.com/sites/jilliandara/2022/05/18/can-the-dirty-shirley-actually-become-the-drink-of-summer/?sh=10fb10532f6chttps://www.intheknow.com/post/dirty-shirley-cocktail/https://www.buzzfeed.com/pernellquilon/dirty-shirley-cocktail-recipe-reviewhttps://www.nytimes.com/2022/05/05/dining/drinks/shirley-temple-vodka.html
my shitty chinese grocery cherries don't float :(
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2022-06-03 at 2:45 AM UTC
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2022-06-03 at 2:49 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra
petrol and starter fluid
i used to huff petrol but it costs as much as cocaine now so
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2022-06-03 at 3:30 AM UTC
Originally posted by Meikai
i used to huff petrol but it costs as much as cocaine now so
i use spray paint for that sweet silver beard afterwards
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2022-06-03 at 3:32 AM UTC
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
i use spray paint for that sweet silver beard afterwards
I AM THE TIN MAN
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2022-06-03 at 5:50 AM UTC
It's a good drink but we as a society we keep filling them with mercury, nitrate, asbestos, baby-bombs, ___, scavengers sifting thru the ashes, children of the junkyards, fuzzy little rats, wiggers wit shaved heads, forgotten mystical children , messy-eyed hallucinating negroids, cockroach pustules and rubber baby buggy bumpers
2022-06-03 at 5:47 PM UTC
Originally posted by Rape Monster
i use spray paint for that sweet silver beard afterwards
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2022-06-03 at 5:54 PM UTC
wow, this summer really is going to be one to remember!
2022-06-03 at 5:56 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
wow, this summer really is going to be one to remember!
not if u drink enough of these dirty shirleys its not
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2022-06-03 at 6:46 PM UTC
Originally posted by Meikai
go warriors!
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2022-06-03 at 10:13 PM UTC
I had a clean Shirley and IM NOT TALKING ABOUT THE COCKTAIL AYOOOO
2022-06-04 at 1:58 AM UTC
aldra
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Originally posted by Meikai
I used to work in Redfern (where all the Aboriginal housing commission units are) and I've seen a bunch of them, always wondered why they ALL had metallic beards
turns out the aromatic content is much higher in order to suspend the metallic flakes or something
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2022-06-04 at 11:03 AM UTC
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Yeah there's a 100% black town in my province with a similar hilarious name.
Somalis don't seem to get along with anyone and don't even particularly seem fond of accessing government services. Maybe if you put them in the Bush they'd be happier because the ones they sent to the neighborhood in Toronto my dad is from turned it into crack and guns Lil Mogadishu
