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Scenario: You're a literal retard

  1. #1
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    So you're an actual clinically defined retard, but you don't have the obligatory down syndrome type face that makes it initially apparent to others.

    You learn how to surf the world wide web and spend your days being retarded on there.

    You, being a retard, think it would be a good idea to donate your sperm.

    You manage to utilize social media to privately donate your sperm to dozens of lesbian couples who later realize that all their kids are retarded.

    Who is the real retard in this scenario?

    If you sue or press charges against the initial retard, it makes you look like a retard for unknowingly accepting a retard's sperm in the first place, then to top it off you're also admitting that not only are you a retard, but your child is a retard, and you're so retarded that you think you deserve special money because you retardedly accepted retard sperm to make a retard baby.
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  2. #2
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    you raise a good poiiunt and my buddy uncle tells me they literally discuss this sceneraio almost exactly to the T, at law school where he goes

    im not a counsel and i wouldnt even call myzelf a scholar but IMO chit happens and whatever will be will be
  3. #3
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Wrong it was a trick question and the answer is Michelle Obama or I'm being told now in my ear-piece the judges will also accept "The Answer" Allen Iverson.
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  4. #4
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    apple was going to literally build there new macintosh computer here because they are patriotic and support there country alot but then they found out no one knew how to make a screw in the USA so they threw up there hands and said well we tried guess weel have foxcong build it for us and weel put up some new nets under there sewerslides as a token of are appreciation PROUDLY DESIGNED IN CALIFO, USA
  5. #5
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I like macintosh computers I like playing math games like number munchers.
  6. #6
    i wear helmart
  7. #7
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Dance like no one is watching.

    Sing like no one is listening.

    And fuck like a goddamn retard.
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  8. #8
    Rape Monster Space Nigga
  9. #9
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    haha the word retard
  10. #10
    Bradley Black Hole
    If you cut out the lesbian part, that's most of our userbase!
  11. #11
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    I've been working at a school for people with downs syndrome all week.
  12. #12
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol, I remember the news story
  13. #13
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Obvioisly the lesbians r da retards because go brandon
  14. #14
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Obvioisly the lesbians r da retards because go brandon



    I don't know if this was actually originally a government focus grouped meme but after the ULTRA MAGA thing I wouldn't put it past them
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  15. #15
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I think I'm on the retard spectrum.
    Is time time to eat glue yet?
  16. #16
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    TIME TIME FOR GLUE GLUE
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  17. #17
    Rape Monster Space Nigga
    My sperm will make a baby retarded, depressed, anxious, go bald early, and be predisposed to alcoholism

    No low ball offers, I know what I have
  18. #18
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    TIL rape monster is my real dad
  19. #19
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    *shows up covered in paste*
  20. #20
    spills my spagetti i was saving in my pocket all over my love interest
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