2022-06-01 at 6:22 PM UTC
So you're an actual clinically defined retard, but you don't have the obligatory down syndrome type face that makes it initially apparent to others.
You learn how to surf the world wide web and spend your days being retarded on there.
You, being a retard, think it would be a good idea to donate your sperm.
You manage to utilize social media to privately donate your sperm to dozens of lesbian couples who later realize that all their kids are retarded.
Who is the real retard in this scenario?
If you sue or press charges against the initial retard, it makes you look like a retard for unknowingly accepting a retard's sperm in the first place, then to top it off you're also admitting that not only are you a retard, but your child is a retard, and you're so retarded that you think you deserve special money because you retardedly accepted retard sperm to make a retard baby.
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2022-06-01 at 6:39 PM UTC
you raise a good poiiunt and my buddy uncle tells me they literally discuss this sceneraio almost exactly to the T, at law school where he goes
im not a counsel and i wouldnt even call myzelf a scholar but IMO chit happens and whatever will be will be
2022-06-01 at 6:42 PM UTC
Wrong it was a trick question and the answer is Michelle Obama or I'm being told now in my ear-piece the judges will also accept "The Answer" Allen Iverson.
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2022-06-01 at 6:44 PM UTC
apple was going to literally build there new macintosh computer here because they are patriotic and support there country alot but then they found out no one knew how to make a screw in the USA so they threw up there hands and said well we tried guess weel have foxcong build it for us and weel put up some new nets under there sewerslides as a token of are appreciation PROUDLY DESIGNED IN CALIFO, USA
2022-06-01 at 6:50 PM UTC
I like macintosh computers I like playing math games like number munchers.
2022-06-01 at 7:20 PM UTC
Dance like no one is watching.
Sing like no one is listening.
And fuck like a goddamn retard.
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2022-08-10 at 11:56 PM UTC
If you cut out the lesbian part, that's most of our userbase!
2022-08-11 at 12:21 AM UTC
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
I've been working at a school for people with downs syndrome all week.
2022-08-11 at 12:33 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
lol, I remember the news story
2022-08-11 at 12:40 AM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Obvioisly the lesbians r da retards because go brandon
2022-08-11 at 12:53 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by RIPtotse
Obvioisly the lesbians r da retards because go brandon
I don't know if this was actually originally a government focus grouped meme but after the ULTRA MAGA thing I wouldn't put it past them
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2022-08-11 at 3:02 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I think I'm on the retard spectrum.
Is time time to eat glue yet?
2022-08-11 at 3:04 AM UTC
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2022-08-11 at 3:10 AM UTC
My sperm will make a baby retarded, depressed, anxious, go bald early, and be predisposed to alcoholism
No low ball offers, I know what I have
2022-08-11 at 3:12 AM UTC
TIL rape monster is my real dad
2022-08-11 at 3:22 AM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
*shows up covered in paste*
2022-08-11 at 4:10 AM UTC
spills my spagetti i was saving in my pocket all over my love interest
