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ways to calm a woman down when shes having fits of hysteria

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    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    giver her a hot glass of water to drink and have her go to bed
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    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    beat her to within an inch of her life
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    put her in time-out
  4. #4
    Blame the trainer.
  5. #5
    pinch her bottom
  6. #6
    an authoritative choke will soothe her anger and fury.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    ask her if its her time of the month
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    cigreting Naturally Camouflaged
    open ur car door n push
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    2fly4U2 Houston [my further incomprehensive anogramma]
    Originally posted by cigreting open ur car door n push

    Hahahaha

    I can picture that
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    I saw a woman get kicked out a car by blacks onto da corner and she had no shoes and was crying. I was like 14 years old and gave her money to ride the bus and she instantly started hassling the driver and the driver came up to me like "What the fuck this is your fault", he was also black. like what the hell man she has no shoes and is crying I don't care if shes hysterical or what but im not just gonna leave her in the streets like that

    not like the bus would really help much but it was a bad area at least I got her out of there
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    cigreting Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I saw a woman get kicked out a car by blacks onto da corner and she had no shoes and was crying. I was like 14 years old and gave her money to ride the bus and she instantly started hassling the driver and the driver came up to me like "What the fuck this is your fault", he was also black. like what the hell man she has no shoes and is crying I don't care if shes hysterical or what but im not just gonna leave her in the streets like that

    not like the bus would really help much but it was a bad area at least I got her out of there

    wimmens dont need no man, they want to be treated as equals

    your move was sudo simp tier, i expect more of you
  12. #12
    It used to be a gentle slap was required.
  13. #13
    General Butt.Naked African Astronaut
    Put a dick in her mouth like a pacifier.
  14. #14
    ITT: men assume all women get hysterical
  15. #15
    Stop using the feather on her feet.
  16. #16
    If you really want a woman to become hysterical, just drop a live snake, or better yet, a large spider.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    is that a tic in your hair?
  18. #18
    I believe skittering rats will also make women hysterical.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I wouldn't know
  20. #20
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Medical vibrators used to do the trick.
    https://embryo.asu.edu/pages/medical-vibrators-treatment-female-hysteria
    Small wall O text.
    During the late 1800s through the early 1900s, physicians administered pelvic massages involving clitoral stimulation by early electronic vibrators as treatments for what was called female hysteria. Until the early 1900s, physicians used female hysteria as a diagnosis for women who reported a wide range of complaints and symptoms unexplainable by any other diagnosis at the time. According to historian Rachel Maines, physicians provided pelvic massages for thousands of years to female patients without it being considered erotic or sexually stimulating. After the Western Industrial Revolution, physicians began using electric machines in medicine, including the medical vibrator, which researchers theorize was used to more efficiently bring women to a hysterical paroxysm, the former medical term for a female orgasm. Until the 1920s, physicians used vibrating massagers as medical devices for treating hysteria at a time when doctors diagnosed women with hysteria as a sweeping diagnosis.
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