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Changing oil on my GF's 2018 Acadia...

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Was like changing oil on a heaven-mobile.
    There was a cross member in the way which only allowed for use of an regular wrench. Not a ratchet or impact gun.
    Never going to have to worry about some shit head over tightening the drain bolt.
    And the oil enhancement was right up front and easy to get to.
    I jumped the curb and crawled under.
    Didn't even need a jack or ramps.
    And it takes 5qts exactly.


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  2. #2
    cigreting Naturally Camouflaged
    The older acadias where complete piles of shit
  3. #3
    It's situations like that that make you happy to be alive.
  4. #4
    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's situations like that that make you happy to be alive.

    How bout when you take a massive poop and the toilet paper comes back totally clean?
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  5. #5
    Originally posted by Rape Monster How bout when you take a massive poop and the toilet paper comes back totally clean?

    Yep, great days that you can look back on and brighten even the dullest day.
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  6. #6
    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yep, great days that you can look back on and brighten even the dullest day.

    One time I made toast and it was the absolute perfect doneness evenly throughout the whole pieces of bread, it was amazing
  7. #7
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Was like changing oil on a heaven-mobile.
    There was a cross member in the way which only allowed for use of an regular wrench. Not a ratchet or impact gun.
    Never going to have to worry about some shit head over tightening the drain bolt.
    And the oil enhancement was right up front and easy to get to.
    I jumped the curb and crawled under.
    Didn't even need a jack or ramps.
    And it takes 5qts exactly.


    😇🔧😇🔧

    No skid plate?
  8. #8
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Lodger Free No skid plate?

    No
  9. #9
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy No

    What what the fuck happens when you drive over a bump with a piece of metal or debris on a shitty road at a high rate of speed ripping the oil filter bracket off?

    What kind of car does not have a skid plate protecting this? It's a bitch to remove but it's there to serve a purpose
  10. #10
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Lodger Free What what the fuck happens when you drive over a bump with a piece of metal or debris on a shitty road at a high rate of speed ripping the oil filter bracket off?

    What kind of car does not have a skid plate protecting this? It's a bitch to remove but it's there to serve a purpose

    The oil enhancement is up and out of the way of the ground.
  11. #11
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy The oil enhancement is up and out of the way of the ground.

    Most are how ever they still have a cover over that opening. Sounds like one wasn't placed back over it
  12. #12
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Lodger Free Most are how ever they still have a cover over that opening. Sounds like one wasn't placed back over it

    yep that car is a hazard to herself and others not to mention the enviorment
  13. #13
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Lodger Free What what the fuck happens when you drive over a bump with a piece of metal or debris on a shitty road at a high rate of speed ripping the oil filter bracket off?

    What kind of car does not have a skid plate protecting this? It's a bitch to remove but it's there to serve a purpose

    Most of them dumbass
  14. #14
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Seriously Fona

    if she bust the thing off or just knocked the enhancement off and it started gushing out the oil and she's taking a turn around a corner her rear wheels could get engine oil all over them causing her to skid out or even hard braking on a highway because people in front hit their brakes suddenly and she would just slide right into them.

    go to a pull yard and find her model of car and pull it and place back on her car for her.
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  15. #15
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Lodger Free Seriously Fona

    if she bust the thing off or just knocked the enhancement off and it started gushing out the oil and she's taking a turn around a corner her rear wheels could get engine oil all over them causing her to skid out or even hard braking on a highway because people in front hit their brakes suddenly and she would just slide right into them.

    go to a pull yard and find her model of car and pull it and place back on her car for her.

    The majority of passenger vehicle models do not have a skid plate you fat moron.
  16. #16
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Lodger Free Seriously Fona

    if she bust the thing off or just knocked the enhancement off and it started gushing out the oil and she's taking a turn around a corner her rear wheels could get engine oil all over them causing her to skid out or even hard braking on a highway because people in front hit their brakes suddenly and she would just slide right into them.

    go to a pull yard and find her model of car and pull it and place back on her car for her.

    The oil enhancement is a good bit up past the oil pan.
    It's clear of the road and for her to destroy it shed half to take out her front bumper, radiator and also 3 dozen other parts would be damaged before that enhancement if it were to bottom out that hard.
  17. #17
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    that car is gonna hurt someone and you will be one of the people they come after cause you had your hands all over it and knew the risks
  18. #18
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy The oil enhancement is a good bit up past the oil pan.
    It's clear of the road and for her to destroy it shed half to take out her front bumper, radiator and also 3 dozen other parts would be damaged before that enhancement if it were to bottom out that hard.

    The moron thinks all cars have skid plates. Don't engage with him on a serious level.
  19. #19
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker The majority of passenger vehicle models do not have a skid plate you fat moron.

    not true these days. maybe in your time of muscle cars. go make adjustment to the height of the cane you have and hit yourself a little harder this time with it.
  20. #20
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    I literally didn't even know that most have them. You know why, because I asked the guy who changed it last. he said all new vehicles now have them and had for over a decade.

    that shows how old you're ass is.
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