What if you smash a pelican so hard

1. 2022-05-13 at 2:39 AM UTC

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   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Tuskegee Airman
   That it turns into the famous pelican dioxide?
2. 2022-05-13 at 2:45 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   no, you need two pelicans
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   • Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?
3. 2022-05-13 at 4:16 AM UTC

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   Meikai African Astronaut
   what
4. 2022-05-13 at 4:21 AM UTC

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   Sudo Dark Matter [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I knew a penguin who lost all his senses but after I beat him with a talisman he could smell again, then his sight returned and he wrote a telegram, then he tried some beef wellington and could taste before being pricked by a shell again that he was trying to open. He didn't hear me when I called his name, Melvin
   
   I wellhang your thread
5. 2022-05-13 at 8:54 AM UTC

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   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Tuskegee Airman
   More like peliwon't
6. 2022-05-13 at 10:37 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   More like pelican't.
7. 2022-05-13 at 10:37 AM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   This is why we have pelican crossings here
8. 2022-05-13 at 12:02 PM UTC

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   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by aldra no, you need two pelicans

   
   The law of conservation of pelicans?