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  1. #61
    and as always be careful what you wish for because from my experiences they don't always turn out as you expect...

    Wishing for a bigger dick will get you a 100ft statue of Richard Nixon.
  2. #62
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? If he can grant your wish then he can probably fuck you over before you can rebottle him too, he's likely just nice enough of a guy to grant you 3 wishes for freeing him.

    The curse placed on him is him returning to the bottle when one day he should ever be let out and harm's again.

    He is grateful to the person who lets him out and offered the man three Wishes.

    Never did he state that only three wishes could be granted. If you annoyed him with more wishes from original wishes and he struck at you, he would be pulled back into the bottle for eternity.

    He was cursed to some prison time and if he had been a repeated offender he would be bottled for life and he knew this
  3. #63
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson and as always be careful what you wish for because from my experiences they don't always turn out as you expect…

    Wishing for a bigger dick will get you a 100ft statue of Richard Nixon.

    Badassled was a funny film. The original with Cook and Moore
  4. #64
    Originally posted by Lodger Free The curse placed on him is him returning to the bottle when one day he should ever be let out and harm's again.

    He is grateful to the person who lets him out and offered the man three Wishes.

    Never did he state that only three wishes could be granted. If you annoyed him with more wishes from original wishes and he struck at you, he would be pulled back into the bottle for eternity.

    He was cursed to some prison time and if he had been a repeated offender he would be bottled for life and he knew this

    That's just your headcanon and it is contrary to the original story (and properties of Djinni) as related in the Holy Quran.
  5. #65
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? That's just your headcanon and it is contrary to the original story (and properties of Djinni) as related in the Holy Quran.

    You shut your fat faggot face, Google boy
  6. #66
    Originally posted by Lodger Free You shut your fat faggot face, Google boy

    Who are you, John Snap?
  7. #67
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ..have you ever heard of anyone getting more than the 3 original wishes granted?…I think not.

    they tried to suppress the cheat codes.
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