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  1. #1
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    "A Swatara police officer was called to the Capital Diner this morning. An elderly man couldn't pay for his breakfast; he tried but his card was declined. He panicked and actually called the police on himself because he didn't know what to do. The restaurant gave him his space to figure it out and that was the best solution he could come up with. Officer Anthony Glass went to the counter, pulled out his credit card, and paid for the man's breakfast. The man asked for his phone number so he could pay him back but the officer kindly declined. This young man deserves to be recognized."

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    not all heros wear capes omg :'(
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    cigreting Naturally Camouflaged
    wow great story m8
  4. #4
    Fucking fake and gay.
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  5. #5
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    TRUMP WON
  6. #6
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood not all heros wear capes omg :'(

    some wear condoms.
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  7. #7
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood not all heros wear capes omg :'(

    But all HeroEs know how to spell.
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    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson But all HeroEs know how to spell.

    i see what you did there fundamentally, but his heart is in the right place , lets dont get focused on the small details , lets look at the bigger picture and lift eachother up
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    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson But all HeroEs know how to spell.

    Smug Brit much?

    Muy Queens Language
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  10. #10
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor i see what you did there fundamentally, but his heart is in the right place , lets dont get focused on the small details , lets look at the bigger picture and lift eachother up

    It's not the destination but the road trip.
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Lodger Free Smug Brit much?

    Muy Queens Language

    You'd be smug too if you were BRRRRRITISH!..but you're not, colonial.
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    Originally posted by A College Professor i see what you did there fundamentally, but his heart is in the right place , lets dont get focused on the small details , lets look at the bigger picture and lift eachother up

    Pennies make Pounds as me old mum used to say, the devil is in the details.
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    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You'd be smug too if you were BRRRRRITISH!..but you're not, colonial.

    You don't know how right you are

    13 the original

    Boston to Virginia to Tennessee to Oklahoma to Arizona and finally Cali

    We wuz ziggn while u was zaggn

    14 gen from the French Indian, Revolution and sons of revolution to the now
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson But all HeroEs know how to spell.

    Your E is capital sir I'm gonna have to report that to the grammer national socialists
  15. #15
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Old news...
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    for old nerves
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Old news…

    Um..
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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Old news…

    That makes it a classic
  19. #19
    Rape Monster Space Nigga
    this happened to me once but i sucked the cook's dick and they said we were square
  20. #20
    Who are you, John Affirmative (inventor of affirming things)?
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