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Have you ever fucked a watermelon

  1. #1
    This one time like 7 years ago I had sex with a watermelon not going to lie it felt pretty damn good but I've only done it that one time. how about you?
  2. #2
    no but ive been fucked by one

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  3. #3
    Sudo Dark Matter [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Nigga we need to have a sleepover and play DK64 and watch Kenny vs spenny all night. I'll bring the hugs, you bring the party mix and a flat with 6 flavors of crush
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  4. #4
    Originally posted by Sudo Nigga we need to have a sleepover and play DK64 and watch Kenny vs spenny all night. I'll bring the hugs, you bring the party mix and a flat with 6 flavors of crush


    I forgot about Kenny versus spenny that show is awesome
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  5. #5
    Xlite African Astronaut
    Did you heat it up first?
  6. #6
    Originally posted by Xlite Did you heat it up first?


    No but it was a nice change from my hand still
  7. #7
    RIPtotse African Astronaut [my adversative decurved garbo]
    At least tell me u didn't waste it once u came in it?
  8. #8
    Rape Monster Tuskegee Airman
    why did you only do it once if it felt good and watermelons are easy to get?
  9. #9
    Rape Monster Tuskegee Airman
    try fucking a pumpkin, with all that slimy stuff inside.
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Rape Monster why did you only do it once if it felt good and watermelons are easy to get?


    Because I lived with my parents and I didn't wanna go threw that potential awkwardness
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Rape Monster try fucking a pumpkin, with all that slimy stuff inside.


    What about the seeds and a fresh one vs an old one
  12. #12
    I knew a girl that did an HTS but with a frozen hotdog in her pussy
  13. #13
    Zanick victim of incest [my p.a. supernal goa]
    That wasn't sex. You masturbated with fruit.

    Try vegetables. How do you feel about carrots?
  14. #14
    Tell us about your escapades with zucchinis and rootabagas.
  15. #15
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Cumquat
  16. #16
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I knew a girl that did an HTS but with a frozen hotdog in her pussy

    Any relish and mustard?
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