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Have you ever fucked a watermelon

  1. 2022-04-25 at 1:45 AM UTC
    #1
    Iseedivision Houston
    This one time like 7 years ago I had sex with a watermelon not going to lie it felt pretty damn good but I've only done it that one time. how about you?
  2. 2022-04-25 at 1:51 AM UTC
    #2
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    no but ive been fucked by one

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  3. 2022-04-25 at 2:06 AM UTC
    #3
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Nigga we need to have a sleepover and play DK64 and watch Kenny vs spenny all night. I'll bring the hugs, you bring the party mix and a flat with 6 flavors of crush
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  4. 2022-04-25 at 2:44 AM UTC
    #4
    Iseedivision Houston
    Originally posted by Sudo Nigga we need to have a sleepover and play DK64 and watch Kenny vs spenny all night. I'll bring the hugs, you bring the party mix and a flat with 6 flavors of crush


    I forgot about Kenny versus spenny that show is awesome
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  5. 2022-04-25 at 10:26 AM UTC
    #5
    Xlite African Astronaut
    Did you heat it up first?
  6. 2022-04-25 at 1:37 PM UTC
    #6
    Iseedivision Houston
    Originally posted by Xlite Did you heat it up first?


    No but it was a nice change from my hand still
  7. 2022-04-25 at 2:12 PM UTC
    #7
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    At least tell me u didn't waste it once u came in it?
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  8. 2022-04-25 at 2:24 PM UTC
    #8
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    why did you only do it once if it felt good and watermelons are easy to get?
  9. 2022-04-25 at 2:25 PM UTC
    #9
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    try fucking a pumpkin, with all that slimy stuff inside.
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  10. 2022-04-25 at 2:48 PM UTC
    #10
    Iseedivision Houston
    Originally posted by Rape Monster why did you only do it once if it felt good and watermelons are easy to get?


    Because I lived with my parents and I didn't wanna go threw that potential awkwardness
  11. 2022-04-25 at 2:49 PM UTC
    #11
    Iseedivision Houston
    Originally posted by Rape Monster try fucking a pumpkin, with all that slimy stuff inside.


    What about the seeds and a fresh one vs an old one
  12. 2022-04-25 at 2:49 PM UTC
    #12
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    I knew a girl that did an HTS but with a frozen hotdog in her pussy
  13. 2022-04-26 at 2:35 AM UTC
    #13
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    That wasn't sex. You masturbated with fruit.

    Try vegetables. How do you feel about carrots?
  14. 2022-04-26 at 2:44 AM UTC
    #14
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Tell us about your escapades with zucchinis and rootabagas.
  15. 2022-04-26 at 3:48 AM UTC
    #15
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Cumquat
  16. 2022-04-26 at 11:07 AM UTC
    #16
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I knew a girl that did an HTS but with a frozen hotdog in her pussy

    Any relish and mustard?
  17. 2022-05-21 at 3:52 AM UTC
    #17
    Bradley Black Hole
    I fucked a pumpkin for my porn channel 🎃
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  18. 2022-05-22 at 7:56 PM UTC
    #18
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bradley I fucked a pumpkin for my porn channel 🎃

    vid?
  19. 2022-05-25 at 7:43 PM UTC
    #19
    Xlite African Astronaut
    You're welcum.

    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph6193ae9a8f628
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