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Imagine if you owned a gas station right now

  1. #1
    man I would be sooooooo rich

  2. #2
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    then u would be a curryhead
  3. #3
    Gas stations don't make money off the gas...they make money off the beer, cigs and incense sticks.


    They're a bit like movie theaters who don't make money off the movies but do off the popcorn and milk duds.
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  4. #4
    Yeah but the price of gas is high so they are raking in the big bucks ⛽ 💰💰💰💰
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  5. #5
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Yeah but the price of gas is high so they are raking in the big bucks ⛽ 💰💰💰💰

    4 cents a gallon instead of 2 cents..wow.
  6. #6
    Solstice Space Nigga
    When I was younger I worked at a gas station and often did the paperwork for the gas shipments when my boss wasn't there and saw their profit margins. It's really not much at all, they make their money off their other shit like Jigaboo said.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I’m a sucker for buying random shit I don’t need while waiting in line to pay for fuel but most places do pay at pump now
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  8. #8
    Gas stations don't really have any margins on gas.
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    Solstice Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Grylls I’m a sucker for buying random shit I don’t need while waiting in line to pay for fuel but most places do pay at pump now

    You ever get any of the weird boner/sex pills?
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Solstice You ever get any of the weird boner/sex pills?

    Never seen em, not sure if they’re legal here

    If you mean the proper stuff like sildenafil you can get that without a prescription from pharmacies
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    Donald Trump Dark Matter
    When I worked in the office of a forecourt company margins were generally like 3/4c per litre for petrol/diesel and 7c per litre for other products, and a litre was about €1 or so including all the taxes.

    Unfortunately due to competition you don't really have a chance to raise your prices to enough to make a decent margin, someone else always undercuts you. Forecourt operators are all keenly aware of what everyone else around charges, and frequently get into petty little price wars with each other. I never really seen collusion, but sometimes there will be truces, towns where the price is a few cents a litre higher than elsewhere.

    They will have made money on the oil they keep in stock, in the ground, it's about doubled in price, but that'll all net out in the future.
  12. #12
    man imagine being a gas jackoy serving slurpees and cleaning windshields I would be asking for a huge raise right now
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    Solstice Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Grylls Never seen em, not sure if they’re legal here

    If you mean the proper stuff like sildenafil you can get that without a prescription from pharmacies

    Nah, not proper stuff, it's literally plastic packs of dodgy looking multi colored capsules with dumb bullshit names and funny pictures right next to the register.

  14. #14
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Gas stations don't make money off the gas…they make money off the beer, cigs and incense sticks.


    They're a bit like movie theaters who don't make money off the movies but do off the popcorn and milk duds.

    thats because they dont know how to do bussiness.

    just mix cheaper combustible into them gasses and diesels and then the profit will be in dimes per gallon.
  15. #15
    Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence Gas stations don't really have any margins on gas.

    you work in one rignt now ?
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Solstice Nah, not proper stuff, it's literally plastic packs of dodgy looking multi colored capsules with dumb bullshit names and funny pictures right next to the register.


    I’d hate to read the ingredients
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    I worked across from a 7-11 and a tweeker girl came into the store with the largest size big gulp and started pulling out pizuie sticks and boner long lasting pills and a few 5 hour energy shots and dumped those in her slurpeee and chugged it, stole a bunch of shit and left her garbage all over the counter
  18. #18
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you work in one rignt now ?

    I have owned several
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    Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence I have owned several

    mr money bags over here let me guess and you have a fleet of private jets too?
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    Donald Trump Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence I have owned several

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