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How to lay carpet of concrete in basement?

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    I found a precut section of astro turf that would be perfect for the kitty corner but I dunno how to lay it.
    Do I need padding underneath?
    Do I need to seal the basement floor first?
    Do I have to use tack strips?
    Can I just use a shit fuck ton of glue?
  2. #2
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    do you want padding?
    do you have water issues? and did you chose to put padding under astro turf?
    do you want tack strips?
  3. #3
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    only a slave needs to be told what they should do.
    A man would use his brain,

    I'll help this time, ask urself questions, think of the worst possible outcome, fix that in ur head and go from there.

    does it leak? yes, is astro turf going to react poorly to some leakage? probably not,, will padding be effected by water leaking? yes,, no padding.
    tac strips would have to be locked down to the crumbling floor right?? yup well fuck that itl never work....

    last question ,, do i want a smooth floor under astro turf?

    kinda,, but portland mortor mix and make a thin batch to poor over holes and cracks watch videos get busy
  4. #4
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    fuck! just read its for the kitty corner,,, god damn nigga! u fuckerd up son
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  5. #5
    Use the knee slammer but slam REALLY hard
  6. #6
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I want to buy self adhesive stuff but I highly doubt it will stick...
  7. #7
    Ever used a floor slammer?
  8. #8
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Ever used a floor slammer?

    Ive use a tamper but not a knee jammer.
  9. #9
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    i went to the hardware store and looked at carpet tiles again.
    $100mfor 60 sq ft of self stick ugly ass carpet tiles.
    I'd rather glue down a pretty rug ffs.
    I wish I had more confidence in my ability and I'd just buy some plank flooring to throw down.
  10. #10
    cigreting Naturally Camouflaged
    Plank flooring is easy as hell to install
    Ive done my whole kitchen and bath with plank that looks like wood. Ive done other rentals i have too
  11. #11
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by cigreting Plank flooring is easy as hell to install
    Ive done my whole kitchen and bath with plank that looks like wood. Ive done other rentals i have too

    but wouldn't I need a sub floor?
  12. #12
    Solstice Space Nigga
    Just Flex Seal the floor panels to the concrete
  13. #13
    RIPtotse African Astronaut [my adversative decurved garbo]
    So here's how it's done...

    Get 100lbs of human excrement and shovel it onto the floor making sure there is an even layer. You can get the whole family involved especially your new toddler and let them waddle in it for an hour or so to make sure that it covers all the problem corners and nooks and crannies.

    Once this is done you can burn your house down and claim there was a large group of homeless people living in your basement unbeknownst to you for years and report the incident to insurance. They will come out and try to do an inspection but seeing as how everything will be covered in human feces they probably won't wanna poke around too much. This will guarantee you a decent chunk of money then you can buy a new house with a nice cement basement.


    This is how I do all my home handy work.


    Edit: oh fuck you wanted carpet. I read it wrong...fuck that's a whole other feces involved insurance scam.
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  14. #14
    cigreting Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy but wouldn't I need a sub floor?

    Do you want it to look perfect?
  15. #15
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    check 550 sq ft of fuck my dick thread for update on this topic
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