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Tweezering rusty window chunk out of my EYE

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]



    Lil rusty nig was stuck on the ball for hours.
    Grabbed the cunt with tweezers and lost it to the inside of the top of my eye lid but thankfully I got it scrapped off before it embedded itself in another part of my eye.

    My eyeball is all red and irritated from it but it's out at least.
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  2. #2
    The eye is the window to the soul.
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  3. #3
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Would have just dabbed it out with a cotton bud?
  4. #4
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I used to keep a real strong magnet in my toolbox it would rip that shit right out.
  5. #5
    Donald Trump Naturally Camouflaged
    I have used both squirted contact lens cleaning fluid, and the shower, to wash my eyes free of stuck bits before, but using a tweezers is pretty hardcore.
  6. #6
    Try an eyewash ??? The fuck nigga
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  7. #7
    I just rip the entire eye out. I have two pirate eye patches now.
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  8. #8
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    first pic is gnarly

    did it actually puncture your eye or is it just sitting on the surface?
  9. #9
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    It's going to get infected and rot out of your head.
  10. #10
    RIPtotse African Astronaut [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I always keep my rusty window chunks safely tucked into my eyeball. You know for safekeeping.
  11. #11
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    If you wait long enough to seek medical attention you will be able to wear an eye patch on September 19th, International Talk Like a Pirate Day. 🦜
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