2022-03-24 at 9:11 PM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Lil rusty nig was stuck on the ball for hours.
Grabbed the cunt with tweezers and lost it to the inside of the top of my eye lid but thankfully I got it scrapped off before it embedded itself in another part of my eye.
My eyeball is all red and irritated from it but it's out at least.
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2022-03-24 at 9:14 PM UTC
The eye is the window to the soul.
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2022-03-24 at 9:35 PM UTC
Would have just dabbed it out with a cotton bud?
2022-03-24 at 9:52 PM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I used to keep a real strong magnet in my toolbox it would rip that shit right out.
2022-03-24 at 9:55 PM UTC
I have used both squirted contact lens cleaning fluid, and the shower, to wash my eyes free of stuck bits before, but using a tweezers is pretty hardcore.
2022-03-24 at 9:56 PM UTC
Try an eyewash ??? The fuck nigga
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2022-03-24 at 10:05 PM UTC
I just rip the entire eye out. I have two pirate eye patches now.
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2022-03-25 at 8:27 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
first pic is gnarly
did it actually puncture your eye or is it just sitting on the surface?
2022-03-26 at 3:54 AM UTC
It's going to get infected and rot out of your head.
2022-03-26 at 3:57 AM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
I always keep my rusty window chunks safely tucked into my eyeball. You know for safekeeping.
2022-03-26 at 6:38 PM UTC
If you wait long enough to seek medical attention you will be able to wear an eye patch on September 19th, International Talk Like a Pirate Day. 🦜
