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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ How about Guzman-like prison escapes?

    I don't think he ever escaped via helicopter but I remember it happened twice in Quebec within a matter of months
  2. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Sudo I realized I'm like 3-5 years away from obtaining a helicopter and this crushes me.

    I'm gonna go skydiving this year. I know it's gay and my first has to be tandem but I'm doing it anyway.

    Gonna build a chicken coop and boardwalk onto my lake. I've got so much physical stuff to do this summer I'm glad I have so much cheap labor at my disposal but I need to supervise them and they always expect you to work harder than them.

    Idk why I take box and dros everyday. Sorta mitigation and harm reduction.

    My friend fucked up my dump trailer and it's stuck in the mud and I'm pissed because I need it Friday.

    I can't afford the trucks I want right now but I probably will be able to afford them in a month or so.

    Are you licensed to fly helicopters? If so that's impressive.
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Sophie Are you licensed to fly helicopters? If so that's impressive.

    No but I'm gonna get the helicopter first and the rest will follow
  4. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Sudo No but I'm gonna get the helicopter first and the rest will follow

    I have total and complete confidence in the fact that you can teach yourself how to fly a chopper.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    RIP Kobe ❤️
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  6. The trick is managing that little tail propeller in back.
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    At what point does a pizza cease to be a pizza after the removal or substitution of one of the three key ingredients (dough, tomato sauce and cheese) because there are so many variations now, cauliflower dough, vegan cheese, pesto etc. Im stoned and that's been the quandary I'm contemplating

    what IS A PIZZA MAAAAAAN? fuck I'm hungry. I should have eaten some kf that haram ass pizza I just had access to
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  8. A round, flat piece of uncooked dough with a single drop of tomato sauce in the middle can be legally classified as a pizza.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A round, flat piece of uncooked dough with a single drop of tomato sauce in the middle can be legally classified as a pizza.

    What if the dough isnt round and it's like a square button of dough like say a crouton, and it has a tiny bit of tomato sauce on the inside of it? Still a pizza?
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A round, flat piece of uncooked dough with a single drop of tomato sauce in the middle can be legally classified as a pizza.

    But does it have to be wheat? Could you put ketchup on a cracker and call it a pizza?
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo But does it have to be wheat? Could you put ketchup on a cracker and call it a pizza?

    Now we're delving into Lunchables territory
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  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The deluxe Lunchables had the world's smallest KitKat bar, how tf can u even break a piece off that amirite?
  13. Originally posted by Sudo But does it have to be wheat? Could you put ketchup on a cracker and call it a pizza?

    You can legally squeak by, if you classify it as a "mini-pizza".
  14. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Some FWB I cut ties with has tried to cause me major shit with someone I had a kid to a while back. Instead of giving me more trouble I had a nice talk with this person, the child's mother.

    So now I'm going to ruin this little bitche's life for attempting to cause me shit. 😡😡😡
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  15. Originally posted by mmQ What kind of helicopter are you gonna get when you can get one?

    This is another of those weird little fake Sudo posts where he makes some random shit up to try to get someone to respond to him.
  16. Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Some FWB I cut ties with has tried to cause me major shit with someone I had a kid to a while back. Instead of giving me more trouble I had a nice talk with this person, the child's mother.

    So now I'm going to ruin this little bitche's life for attempting to cause me shit. 😡😡😡

    Rape her
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Some FWB I cut ties with has tried to cause me major shit with someone I had a kid to a while back. Instead of giving me more trouble I had a nice talk with this person, the child's mother.

    So now I'm going to ruin this little bitche's life for attempting to cause me shit. 😡😡😡

    Maybe it is the catalyst for a new relationship with your baby mom (or child's mother as ye say in proper old England) and you can put your differences aside and work together for the chillins.

    Were you fucking with the FWB recently? Sounds like a jealously thing, I hope she gets her comeuppance
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  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence This is another of those weird little fake Sudo posts where he makes some random shit up to try to get someone to respond to him.

    Sounds like someone is jealous of my impending helicopter purchase. Maybe I'll fly over you and drop some of my chopper swag
  19. Originally posted by Sudo Sounds like someone is jealous of my impending helicopter purchase. Maybe I'll fly over you and drop some of my chopper swag

    Ok buddy retard
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    My friend just messaged me and asked if he thought it was weird that his girlfriend is watching reruns of the price is right over and over again and he thinks she's fantastisizing about a gay guy we know

    Idk if this is a test
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