The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition

1. 2022-03-20 at 1:11 AM UTC

   #201
   Kafka sweaty

   Originally posted by Sudo Kafkas posts remind me of blinded by the light by the streets
   
   I've had to much to drink to be driving with my knees and ans typing but ima be good. I was just at a pub that had a pit bull, a Rottweiler and an 18 month old baby running around and one of them puked.

   
   Idk what that is and yeah that’s too much. Don’t drink and drive. It was just some random at the round about but he said he used to be a taxi driver
2. 2022-03-20 at 1:12 PM UTC

   #202
   

   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Kafka Idk what that is and yeah that’s too much. Don’t drink and drive. It was just some random at the round about but he said he used to be a taxi driver

   
   U nutter. U seem like the kind if girl to carry a knife so youre prolly good
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3. 2022-03-20 at 1:24 PM UTC

   #203
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
   New season of Top Boy out.
   
   Yess
4. 2022-03-20 at 2:27 PM UTC

   #204
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Kafka Idk what that is and yeah that’s too much. Don’t drink and drive. It was just some random at the round about but he said he used to be a taxi driver

   
   Did you get in the front or the back?
   
   The only time I can recall accepting a ride from a complete stranger was when me and my baby mom were on the way to the hospital for her to get a C section and this minivan I got for the very purpose broke down at a busy section by a bus terminal and mall. Some random guy pulled up and asked if we needed a ride, not even knowing she was pregnant and drove us to the hospital. He said he was a helicopter pilot and I tried to talk helicopters with him but probably just sounded like a retard. He wouldn't accept any money but I threw a 50 in the back and my baby mom threw an additional 60-80 bucks in the back too. He said he lives close to where I live now that has my baby moms last name in the name of the town and I really hope I run into him someday. He was the type of person to make you want to hop in more vehicles with strangers
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5. 2022-03-20 at 2:30 PM UTC

   #205
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Nathan for you is an amazing and underrated show. Idk how it didn't become a cultural phenomenon
6. 2022-03-20 at 3:23 PM UTC

   #206
   Kafka sweaty

   Originally posted by Sudo Did you get in the front or the back?
   
   The only time I can recall accepting a ride from a complete stranger was when me and my baby mom were on the way to the hospital for her to get a C section and this minivan I got for the very purpose broke down at a busy section by a bus terminal and mall. Some random guy pulled up and asked if we needed a ride, not even knowing she was pregnant and drove us to the hospital. He said he was a helicopter pilot and I tried to talk helicopters with him but probably just sounded like a retard. He wouldn't accept any money but I threw a 50 in the back and my baby mom threw an additional 60-80 bucks in the back too. He said he lives close to where I live now that has my baby moms last name in the name of the town and I really hope I run into him someday. He was the type of person to make you want to hop in more vehicles with strangers

   
   That’s dramatic sounds like a guardian angel. I got in the front.
7. 2022-03-20 at 3:25 PM UTC

   #207
   Kafka sweaty
   I’m actually glad that guy was there because I wasn’t affected and he will probably be haunted by my hooker outfit for awhile.
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8. 2022-03-20 at 3:29 PM UTC

   #208
   

   Artificial Intelligence Tuskegee Airman
   Oct, you are being a huge faggot nowadays man.
9. 2022-03-20 at 3:58 PM UTC

   #209
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence Oct, you are being a huge faggot nowadays man.

   
   I'm trying to settle more now I'm sober/ trying to stay sober.
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10. 2022-03-20 at 4:12 PM UTC

    #210
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Kafka I’m actually glad that guy was there because I wasn’t affected and he will probably be haunted by my hooker outfit for awhile.

    
    It's always good to haunt people with hooker outfits
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence Oct, you are being a huge faggot nowadays man.

    
    You can't really rag on someone for not drinking and doing drugs when you've always been a teatolling little faggot who can't even procure weed locally. You are lonely and gay and always will be
11. 2022-03-20 at 4:14 PM UTC

    #211
    

    Artificial Intelligence Tuskegee Airman
    I'm actually not talking about him drinking or not drinking at all.
12. 2022-03-20 at 4:16 PM UTC

    #212
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence I'm actually not talking about him drinking or not drinking at all.

    
    Was there a period of your life when you would categorize yourself as "not a faggot?" What did this period look like?
13. 2022-03-20 at 5:58 PM UTC

    #213
    

    Artificial Intelligence Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Sudo Was there a period of your life when you would categorize yourself as "not a faggot?" What did this period look like?

    
    You are a lame person.
14. 2022-03-20 at 6:11 PM UTC

    #214
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Guys the ice cream man just drove by my house. I almost ran outside then I remembered I don't wanna pay 5+ dollars for one ice cream bar with gumballs for eyes
15. 2022-03-23 at 4:47 PM UTC

    #215
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I realized I'm like 3-5 years away from obtaining a helicopter and this crushes me.
    
    I'm gonna go skydiving this year. I know it's gay and my first has to be tandem but I'm doing it anyway.
    
    Gonna build a chicken coop and boardwalk onto my lake. I've got so much physical stuff to do this summer I'm glad I have so much cheap labor at my disposal but I need to supervise them and they always expect you to work harder than them.
    
    Idk why I take box and dros everyday. Sorta mitigation and harm reduction.
    
    My friend fucked up my dump trailer and it's stuck in the mud and I'm pissed because I need it Friday.
    
    I can't afford the trucks I want right now but I probably will be able to afford them in a month or so.
16. 2022-03-23 at 8:26 PM UTC

    #216
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What kind of helicopter are you gonna get when you can get one?
17. 2022-03-23 at 8:27 PM UTC

    #217
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by mmQ What kind of helicopter are you gonna get when you can get one?

    
    I'm not sure, I saw some cheap Russian ones a few years back but ideally one that is capable of firing missiles and I can do heroic bridge rescues with
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18. 2022-03-23 at 8:36 PM UTC

    #218
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Heard. Let me know when you get one and I'll go find a rickety old bridge and get drunk on it until I need help really badly.
19. 2022-03-23 at 8:44 PM UTC

    #219
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by mmQ Heard. Let me know when you get one and I'll go find a rickety old bridge and get drunk on it until I need help really badly.

    
    I feel like swooping in all rescue rangers just thinking of you acting careless around a structure that overhangs water.
    
    I have so many cool rescue ideas I wanna enact. I could rent it out to people and the Fire department. It would basically be one of my crowning accomplishments and my epitaph would read "sudo: he had a bitchin' whirrely bird"
    
    I blame my fetishization of CHOPPAS on a babysitter I had (who later said she couldn't hamdle myself and my sibling and our corruption of her children) who would sit me in front of the TV and watch a British show called "budgee the little helicopter" which you could only enjoy if you thought helicopters were amazing.
    
    I am instantly jealous of anyone who has access to helicopters. I need to do more about this
20. 2022-03-23 at 9:28 PM UTC

    #220
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo …one that is capable of firing missiles and I can do heroic bridge rescues with

    
    How about Guzman-like prison escapes?