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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo I think Im catching some bad karma for stuff I shouldnt have done. Hurts my pocket and body and not much else. I gotta get off these pills for good too. I need box in a big way, this girl who I was getting them from for free has a boyfriend now who hates me because I fucked her while they were together and shes probably gotten drunk and yelled at him about how my dix biggar. I messaged her a month ago and told her to tell him hes a "little faggot" and she left me on read so I need to figure out a way to finagle some box from her. Im gonna get a haircut and decide whether or not I wanna pick up my ol side ho who basically said she misses me last night. Everything about existence hurts. Jail is so much easier

    You should answer my poll. You did. You fly by the seat of your pants.

    You have fun even though you have responsibilities and I like that. It's your life and you're not only able to live it, you're also able to easily raise a kid and have fun doing so. I personally will never have a kid but if I did I know I would have fun doing so. I'm just sure I'm gonna have a big icicle fall on my head and kill me every winter so I just don't want to impose that on it (the kid I would have).
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  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ You should answer my poll. You did. You fly by the seat of your pants.

    You have fun even though you have responsibilities and I like that. It's your life and you're not only able to live it, you're also able to easily raise a kid and have fun doing so. I personally will never have a kid but if I did I know I would have fun doing so. I'm just sure I'm gonna have a big icicle fall on my head and kill me every winter so I just don't want to impose that on it (the kid I would have).

    Idk what my concept of "fun" is but hangin wit my son is without a doubt the best part of my life. His favorite food is Bulls Eye old Hickory BBQ sauce. I constantly feel like Im going to die and need to get 3 separate medical tests this months to determine how quickly Im going to die. I hope its in 17 years, I can totally live with that/die with that. I wish shit with my daughter was more straightforward but Im gonna make it that way
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  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Is it possible for a woman to have a deviated butthole where her pussy and starfish are connected through a hole from overuse?
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  4. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Is it possible for a woman to have a deviated butthole where her pussy and starfish are connected through a hole from overuse?

    That’s a question for Wariat…🤔
  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by aldra either I was retarded and put straight vanilla essence in a spray bottle for no reason or I'm about to get really retarded

    B

    I think it's either alpraz or etiz

    speaking of I just played DBD against a guy with the name ALPRAZOLAMBORGHINI
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  6. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo Is it possible for a woman to have a deviated butthole where her pussy and starfish are connected through a hole from overuse?

    https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/rectovaginal-fistula/symptoms-causes/syc-20377108
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  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra B

    I think it's either alpraz or etiz

    speaking of I just played DBD against a guy with the name ALPRAZOLAMBORGHINI

    When I used to drink alot of lean and listen to "Yambourghini High" by ASAP Mob religiously I taught my exes 4 year old son every sports car was called a yambourghini and the L was pronounced like a Y. Idky I thought this was so funny, likely the drugs. Last I heard of the kid he has been deemed too violent to ride the school bus
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/rectovaginal-fistula/symptoms-causes/syc-20377108

    I must behold this
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Casper and Octavian are being healthier, happier and more successful and Im just shitposting about buttholes

    I hope bling isnt dead, that would be stupid
  10. Hey, buttholes are people, too.
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That second comma wasn't necessary.
  12. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I just wanna be touched
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo Casper and Octavian are being healthier, happier and more successful and Im just shitposting about buttholes

    I hope bling isnt dead, that would be stupid

    I don't care who you are or what your life goals are- shitposting about b-holes is ALWAYS a good time and I'd argue that those who aren't partaking are the least successful of all.
  14. Originally posted by mmQ That second comma wasn't necessary.

    In the '60s, it was mandatory. You could be strung up for not using one.
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In the '60s, it was mandatory. You could be strung up for not using one.

    Probably by the same person who did penis inspections. It's not the '60s anymore m8. You can be free.
  16. Originally posted by mmQ Probably by the same person who did penis inspections. ..

    Imagine having that job. Inspecting peckers all day, five days a week.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Imagine having that job. Inspecting peckers all day, five days a week.

    Well now I'm imagining it. Can I choose the five days? Why are there so many peckers for me to examine? How long does it take per pecker? What am I looking for? Does everyone get re-examined every week or are there constantly new peckers?
  18. Originally posted by mmQ Well now I'm imagining it. Can I choose the five days? Why are there so many peckers for me to examine? How long does it take per pecker? What am I looking for? Does everyone get re-examined every week or are there constantly new peckers?

    Depends on the volume of peckers. You would follow the volume of peckers, not your own personal preferences. This is serious business, and those peckers won't examine themselves. And it doesn't matter how many there is; you're there to do a job. You will be allotted 5.4 seconds per pecker. You will be inspecting peckers for mold, mildew, cheese, rust, foreign particulates, abuse, etc.. You WILL be meeting new peckers, as time progresses and business grows. Regular clientele will depend on the quality of your pecker inspection.
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  19. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ That second comma wasn't necessary.

    Did you guys play Blackout at the bingo parlor yet?

    You win any monies?
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Did you guys play Blackout at the bingo parlor yet?

    You win any monies?

    Yes and I was LITERALLY off by one number. I needed O-67 and some dumb bitch named Gladyce won right before me.
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