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  1. Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Nah that's scron and his notorious Walnut Dick

    Shawty take ya shoes off make ya hit notes like a opera
    Dropped my zipper bitch said that my dick look like a geoduck
    I said what the the fuck is that
    She said u watch Iron Chef
    I said like occasionally but apparently not enough
    She said its like a bivalve
    I said fuck u i aint gay
    She said okay imma call an uber this was a mistake
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  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

    seems to be a weird fetish niche of Chinese girls eating those on youtube
  3. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Shawty take ya shoes off make ya hit notes like a opera
    Dropped my zipper bitch said that my dick look like a geoduck
    I said what the the fuck is that
    She said u watch Iron Chef
    I said like occasionally but apparently not enough
    She said its like a bivalve
    I said fuck u i aint gay
    She said okay imma call an uber this was a mistake

    Have you ever had a garloid?


  4. better than coat hangers
  5. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    better than coat hangers

    Falcons can't punch. They don't have fists on their wings
  6. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra seems to be a weird fetish niche of Chinese girls eating those on youtube

    Is it a sea snail?

    I think it's related to an abalone


    If you cooked it right and sliced them thinly they're pretty tasty.


    Most white people try them with egg and flour but Chinese steam them in sauce. Really tastey
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    wariat's origin story

  8. Originally posted by aldra wariat's origin story


    Half the population: I WANT that dog.
  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    yeah I hope not.
  10. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra wariat's origin story


    20 people want to adopt the pitbull?

    What the fuck for
  11. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    We live in an evil clowns world.
  12. Astral engines in reverse
    I'm falling through the universe again
    Down among a dead man's vision
    Faded dreams and nuclear fission span

    The strings of theory are holding up the race
    The puppets falling to the ground
    The love I feel as I fly endlessly through space
    Lost in time I wonder, will my ship be found?

    On this sinking ship I travel
    Faster than the speed of light
    Not so supernova burns
    The black holes turn and fade from sight

    The strings of fear hide in the human race
    The answers buried underground
    The love I feel as I fly endlessly through space
    Lost in time I wonder, will my ship be found?

    And very soon, the bomber's moon will show us light
    And as we crash, we'll pray and kiss and say goodnight
    Goodnight
    Goodnight
  13. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Astral engines in reverse
    I'm falling through the universe again
    Down among a dead man's vision
    Faded dreams and nuclear fission span

    The strings of theory are holding up the race
    The puppets falling to the ground
    The love I feel as I fly endlessly through space
    Lost in time I wonder, will my ship be found?

    On this sinking ship I travel
    Faster than the speed of light
    Not so supernova burns
    The black holes turn and fade from sight

    The strings of fear hide in the human race
    The answers buried underground
    The love I feel as I fly endlessly through space
    Lost in time I wonder, will my ship be found?

    And very soon, the bomber's moon will show us light
    And as we crash, we'll pray and kiss and say goodnight
    Goodnight
    Goodnight

    How did you manage to create a user account with no responding correspondence in private message
  14. Originally posted by Back Lane Madders How did you manage to create a user account with no responding correspondence in private message

    I'm tricky like that.
  15. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'm tricky like that.

    Naw I figured it out.. reply you paranoid fuck. I'm not going to FTP trick you with a gif file
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Naw I figured it out.. reply you paranoid fuck. I'm not going to FTP trick you with a gif file

    You calling anyone paranoid is like a supernova calling a birthday candle hot.
  17. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You calling anyone paranoid is like a supernova calling a birthday candle hot.

    Shut the fuck up and do your snitchy for profit on someone who needs to go to John George

    I'm not a war vet or former army whatever, but he's lost his mind. I don't want to get him into trouble if he's venting but he seems legit
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Shut the fuck up and do your snitchy for profit on someone who needs to go to John George

    I'm not a war vet or former army whatever, but he's lost his mind. I don't want to get him into trouble if he's venting but he seems legit

    You couldn't get anyone in trouble. The company knows you're a delusional artard.
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  19. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Half the population: I WANT that dog.

    half of the population of the town are women.

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