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When i stand too close to my fireplace during a roaring fire, i receive electromagnetic radiation burns on my inner thighs...
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2022-03-04 at 2:13 PM UTCFolks, the morning after,the affected areas are black and blue, and i notice that some of my epidermis has died.
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2022-03-04 at 5:50 PM UTC
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2022-03-04 at 5:56 PM UTCsounds similar to chafing thighs...a problem big girls have
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2022-03-04 at 6 PM UTCI read this mystery the other day about this guy who was found dead standing up inside a fireplace and there's a bunch of details that don't make sense. Thanks.
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2022-03-04 at 6:02 PM UTCI remember reading about a Fred West (An English serial killer who buried the bodies in his house under concrete slabs or in the garden etc).
When they were demolishing the house a couple of workmen found the body of a woman behind the fireplace...1st one said "I wonder who she was", the other said "probably an old flame"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-03-04 at 6:03 PM UTCWait a second....
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2022-03-04 at 6:04 PM UTCHa
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2022-03-04 at 6:09 PM UTCI heard this story the other day about a crazy cat lady who had dozens of cats and lived alone in her home and nobody really checked on her much, and then one day someone (not her mail man, her mail man didn't give a shit) noticed there was a big pile of mail in her front steps and they were like ok maybe we should check on her
And so they checked on her and nobody answered and the cops came and nobody answered, then they went in and there were dead cats everywhere and they searched for the lady ane couldn't find her
Then a few years later some guy that had purchased the house, went into the attic just for fun and it was all cobwebs and he was like oh ok and he was gonna leave
But he noticed something at the last moment and went to investigate and what it was, was a floorboard that was turned up and what had happened was the crazy cat lady had gone up in the attic for whatever reason and then fell through the boards and just happened to fall right in between two walls, and thats it.
She fell between some walls, and couldn't get back out. Lol.
So she just sat in between two walls for however long it took for her to die, probably screaming and panicking for many days and nobody hear her except her cats. And then everyone died. -
2022-03-04 at 6:12 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I heard this story the other day about a crazy cat lady who had dozens of cats and lived alone in her home and nobody really checked on her much, and then one day someone (not her mail man, her mail man didn't give a shit) noticed there was a big pile of mail in her front steps and they were like ok maybe we should check on her
And so they checked on her and nobody answered and the cops came and nobody answered, then they went in and there were dead cats everywhere and they searched for the lady ane couldn't find her
Then a few years later some guy that had purchased the house, went into the attic just for fun and it was all cobwebs and he was like oh ok and he was gonna leave
But he noticed something at the last moment and went to investigate and what it was, was a floorboard that was turned up and what had happened was the crazy cat lady had gone up in the attic for whatever reason and then fell through the boards and just happened to fall right in between two walls, and thats it.
She fell between some walls, and couldn't get back out. Lol.
So she just sat in between two walls for however long it took for her to die, probably screaming and panicking for many days and nobody hear her except her cats. And then everyone died.
Yeah I just read that the other day too. -
2022-03-04 at 6:15 PM UTC
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2022-03-04 at 6:16 PM UTC
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2022-03-04 at 6:22 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I said I read it…I seem to recall there was a photo as well but my mind might have created that memory.
You said you read it TOO as though I had said I had read it.
It was from MrBallen on YouTube. The story teller man. Not to be confused with Mrballen from pornhub, who's also a story teller but a different typeifyoukjowwhatineanabsbd -
2022-03-04 at 6:23 PM UTC
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2022-03-04 at 6:23 PM UTCI win that round.
If a person said
I read this book
And then you came in and said
Yeah I listened to that book too
That wouldn't make sense and you Would have to admit that you were wrong
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2022-03-04 at 6:23 PM UTC
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2022-03-04 at 6:24 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I win that round.
If a person said
I read this book
And then you came in and said
Yeah I listened to that book too
That wouldn't make sense and you could have to admit that you were wrong
Thank you!!!
See above, you only win if you are self absorbed and think the world revolves around you..when clearly it revolves around me.
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2022-03-04 at 6:24 PM UTC
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2022-03-04 at 6:25 PM UTCI win because you said 'too.' Everything you said was fine, but when you said 'too' it implied that I had also done that, which I hadn't.
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2022-03-04 at 6:44 PM UTC
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2022-03-04 at 7:06 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No again, it simply implied I was not the only one who read it…you ASSUMED I was implying it referred to you…it's not all about you.
Nope. You quoted me and then said it right away.
Me: "I heard a story."
You: "I read that story too."
Someone would've had to lay out the precedent of having read it first.
I am right about this. I know what I mean.
