When i stand too close to my fireplace during a roaring fire, i receive electromagnetic radiation burns on my inner thighs...

1. 2022-03-04 at 2:13 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Folks, the morning after,the affected areas are black and blue, and i notice that some of my epidermis has died.
2. 2022-03-04 at 5:50 PM UTC

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   blaster master victim of incest
3. 2022-03-04 at 5:56 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   sounds similar to chafing thighs...a problem big girls have
4. 2022-03-04 at 6 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I read this mystery the other day about this guy who was found dead standing up inside a fireplace and there's a bunch of details that don't make sense. Thanks.
5. 2022-03-04 at 6:02 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I remember reading about a Fred West (An English serial killer who buried the bodies in his house under concrete slabs or in the garden etc).
   
   When they were demolishing the house a couple of workmen found the body of a woman behind the fireplace...1st one said "I wonder who she was", the other said "probably an old flame"
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • mmQ, 
   • I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4
6. 2022-03-04 at 6:03 PM UTC

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   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   Wait a second....
   
   
   Buttsex.
7. 2022-03-04 at 6:04 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Ha
8. 2022-03-04 at 6:09 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I heard this story the other day about a crazy cat lady who had dozens of cats and lived alone in her home and nobody really checked on her much, and then one day someone (not her mail man, her mail man didn't give a shit) noticed there was a big pile of mail in her front steps and they were like ok maybe we should check on her
   
   And so they checked on her and nobody answered and the cops came and nobody answered, then they went in and there were dead cats everywhere and they searched for the lady ane couldn't find her
   
   Then a few years later some guy that had purchased the house, went into the attic just for fun and it was all cobwebs and he was like oh ok and he was gonna leave
   
   But he noticed something at the last moment and went to investigate and what it was, was a floorboard that was turned up and what had happened was the crazy cat lady had gone up in the attic for whatever reason and then fell through the boards and just happened to fall right in between two walls, and thats it.
   
   She fell between some walls, and couldn't get back out. Lol.
   
   So she just sat in between two walls for however long it took for her to die, probably screaming and panicking for many days and nobody hear her except her cats. And then everyone died.
9. 2022-03-04 at 6:12 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I heard this story the other day about a crazy cat lady who had dozens of cats and lived alone in her home and nobody really checked on her much, and then one day someone (not her mail man, her mail man didn't give a shit) noticed there was a big pile of mail in her front steps and they were like ok maybe we should check on her
   
   And so they checked on her and nobody answered and the cops came and nobody answered, then they went in and there were dead cats everywhere and they searched for the lady ane couldn't find her
   
   Then a few years later some guy that had purchased the house, went into the attic just for fun and it was all cobwebs and he was like oh ok and he was gonna leave
   
   But he noticed something at the last moment and went to investigate and what it was, was a floorboard that was turned up and what had happened was the crazy cat lady had gone up in the attic for whatever reason and then fell through the boards and just happened to fall right in between two walls, and thats it.
   
   She fell between some walls, and couldn't get back out. Lol.
   
   So she just sat in between two walls for however long it took for her to die, probably screaming and panicking for many days and nobody hear her except her cats. And then everyone died.

   
   Yeah I just read that the other day too.
10. 2022-03-04 at 6:15 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yeah I just read that the other day too.

    
    I didnt say I READ it. I said I HEARD it.
11. 2022-03-04 at 6:16 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I didnt say I READ it. I said I HEARD it.

    
    I said I read it...I seem to recall there was a photo as well but my mind might have created that memory.
12. 2022-03-04 at 6:22 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I said I read it…I seem to recall there was a photo as well but my mind might have created that memory.

    
    You said you read it TOO as though I had said I had read it.
    
    It was from MrBallen on YouTube. The story teller man. Not to be confused with Mrballen from pornhub, who's also a story teller but a different typeifyoukjowwhatineanabsbd
13. 2022-03-04 at 6:23 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I said I read it…I seem to recall there was a photo as well but my mind might have created that memory.

    
    Opportunistic Creational Therapy? 👍
14. 2022-03-04 at 6:23 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I win that round.
    
    If a person said
    
    I read this book
    
    And then you came in and said
    
    Yeah I listened to that book too
    
    That wouldn't make sense and you Would have to admit that you were wrong
    
    
    Thank you!!!
15. 2022-03-04 at 6:23 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ You said you read it TOO as though I had said I had read it.

    
    Self absorbed MMQ...yes I read it too...AS WELL AS THOUSANDS OF OTHER PEOPLE I'M SURE!!!
16. 2022-03-04 at 6:24 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I win that round.
    
    If a person said
    
    I read this book
    
    And then you came in and said
    
    Yeah I listened to that book too
    
    That wouldn't make sense and you could have to admit that you were wrong
    
    
    Thank you!!!

    
    See above, you only win if you are self absorbed and think the world revolves around you..when clearly it revolves around me.
    
    ..wait.
17. 2022-03-04 at 6:24 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Self absorbed MMQ…yes I read it too…AS WELL AS THOUSANDS OF OTHER PEOPLE I'M SURE!!!

    
    NON SEQ!
18. 2022-03-04 at 6:25 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I win because you said 'too.' Everything you said was fine, but when you said 'too' it implied that I had also done that, which I hadn't.
19. 2022-03-04 at 6:44 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I win because you said 'too.' Everything you said was fine, but when you said 'too' it implied that I had also done that, which I hadn't.

    
    No again, it simply implied I was not the only one who read it...you ASSUMED I was implying it referred to you...it's not all about you.
20. 2022-03-04 at 7:06 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No again, it simply implied I was not the only one who read it…you ASSUMED I was implying it referred to you…it's not all about you.

    
    Nope. You quoted me and then said it right away.
    
    Me: "I heard a story."
    
    You: "I read that story too."
    
    Someone would've had to lay out the precedent of having read it first.
    
    I am right about this. I know what I mean.