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Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks

  1. Donald Trump Black Hole

    The deceased, showcasing full tactical beer belly.





    Update on the bombing in St. Petersburg:
    - The package was not allowed in by security
    - The bomber, Darja started talking to Vladlen from her seat during the event
    - She said “I brought you a figurine as present”
    - He asked “Where is it?”
    - She said “They said it may be a bomb, so it’s at the entrance with the security”
    - He asked for it to be brought forward
    https://twitter.com/MyLordBebo/status/1642897239885467648

    Big fat vatnik got blown up by a statue of himself.
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    Why does the background look like mine craft hmm 😒
  3. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra Zelensky's not going to survive long if he flees, regardless of where

    the Ukrainians are fucked either way, they just bleed a little less if Zelensky drops the facade and dips

    >implying he won't flee to the US and set up a government in exile, proclaiming his desire to take back all of vichy ukraine
  4. Donald Trump Black Hole

    The 26 yo QT was close by, but happily she was shielded from the shrapnel by Vladen's massive fat gut.
  5. Donald Trump Black Hole
    When you think about it though, that's kinda the best possible way to go out. Betrayed and blown up by a beautiful Ukrainian agent at a party in your honour. It's going out on a real high note. Dying is like paying taxes, you have to do it sooner or later, but if you had to choose a death for yourself it'd look like this.
  6. Originally posted by Speedy Parker it was a case of Russian infighting.

    because youtube told you so ?

  7. Originally posted by Donald Trump
    The deceased, showcasing full tactical beer belly.






    https://twitter.com/MyLordBebo/status/1642897239885467648

    Big fat vatnik got blown up by a statue of himself.



    and just like that, a new lexicon has thrusted itself explosively into our daily lives.

    trojan pussy.

    this is what you get for granting pussies access in order to gain access to pussies.
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Donald Trump When you think about it though, that's kinda the best possible way to go out. Betrayed and blown up by a beautiful Ukrainian agent at a party in your honour. It's going out on a real high note. Dying is like paying taxes, you have to do it sooner or later, but if you had to choose a death for yourself it'd look like this.

    or you could be like Wesley Snipes, become a vampire and live forever
  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    also Vladlen had a significant criminal record and was possibly tied to organised crime in the LDNR, something that Darya was also possibly killed for investigating
  10. Donald Trump Black Hole


    My face after reading Vladlens shitty blog

    https://vk.com/id309198157



    Big fat fucks
  11. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
  12. why would vaggner be wearing desert camo in the woodlands.
  13. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
  14. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    https://www.cima.ned.org/blog/russia-internet-crackdown/

    "As part of Russia’s authoritarian turn following Vladimir Putin’s return to the presidency in May 2012, the Kremlin has launched an unprecedented crackdown on the Russian Internet. A barrage of restrictive new laws, the blocking of websites critical of the government, the prosecution of Internet users for political expression, the mobilization of a pro-government troll army, and the attempted intimidation of international tech companies have all had one aim: asserting state control over the RuNet.

    In modern Russia, social media and the Internet constitute a key pillar of civil society, facilitating independent organization and providing a platform for open political debate. Increasingly unwilling to tolerate the continued existence of a public space outside its authority, the Russian government has deployed a range of tactics to undermine Internet freedom in recent years."
  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol, unironically citing the NED
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    That looks like a bad makeup job on a Bollywood set.
  17. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That looks like a bad makeup job on a Bollywood set.

    This is more beautiful than any painting. This soft soi fucker thought he could cheer on war but it'd never be HIS face and eyeballs winding up full of shrapnel.

    This should be in the Louvre. Sell the Jaconde. This should take it's place, we can call it "Bloodied Evil". An artistic triumph.
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Doesn't look real
  19. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Doesn't look real

    It's holograms, just like the planes in 9/11
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump It's holograms, just like the planes in 9/11

    Now you're just being silly.

    Everyone knows not even real planes could have done 911.
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