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  1. #81
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I thought the anti-christ was The Devil disguised as Christ. What does The Devil do?
  2. #82
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Sophie I thought the anti-christ was The Devil disguised as Christ. What does The Devil do?

    The Antichrist does the work of Satan disguised as man.

    Satan does satan stuff.
  3. #83
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by frala The Antichrist does the work of Satan disguised as man.

    Satan does satan stuff.

    Like... uhm... like... like tempt my daddy to drink and beat my mommy every night?
  4. #84
    Who are you, John Wii (inventor of Nintendo Wii)?
  5. #85
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Sophie Like… uhm… like… like tempt my daddy to drink and beat my mommy every night?

    Satan’s intention is to be like God in power, to replace God, and for mankind to grow farther and farther away from God. He will send the Antichrist as a means to accomplish this.

    I’m just answering your questions contextually based on the Bible.
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  6. #86
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Why did Jesus even entertain this Satan guy? He sounds like a real jerk.
  7. #87
    Originally posted by Sophie How philosophical. The real question is, would Jesus conjuring a sausage constitute a miracle, i'd say yes, but the real real question is would that have made him a better person? Christians would argue no, because Jesus was the embodiment of God in the form of man. Man is imperfect but God is perfect. So Jesus was as perfect as one could be.

    Jesus was perfect, as the perfect corresponding price paid for perfect Adam's sin against God.
  8. #88
    Originally posted by mmQ Why did Jesus even entertain this Satan guy? He sounds like a real jerk.

    Who are you, John Jesus (inventor of Jesus)?
  9. #89
    Originally posted by Kafka I’ve wondered if there is an antichrist and what they’re doing now, I mean the antimatter version of Jesus.

    Satan looks very much like Jesus. If he sat down and said he was Jesus, you would believe him, just by looking at him. Satan was one of the most handsome and respected servants of God in Heaven, at one time. If he appeared, you would think he was good and gentle and kind.
  10. #90
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Satan looks very much like Jesus. If he sat down and said he was Jesus, you would believe him, just by looking at him. Satan was one of the most handsome and respected servants of God in Heaven, at one time. If he appeared, you would think he was good and gentle and kind.

    Who are you, Holly Graham (inventor of holograms)?
  11. #91
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Who are you, Holly Graham (inventor of holograms)?

    That didn't scare me, kid.
  12. #92
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That didn't scare me, kid.

    Who are you, John Scared (inventor of being scared)?
  13. #93
    There were only two perfect men ever to live on planet Earth. Jesus and Adam.
  14. #94
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Jesus was perfect, as the perfect corresponding price paid for perfect Adam's sin against God.

    That sin was never paid for. Which is why baptism is a thing. All other sins Jesus took upon Him. And whoever so believes in Him will be able to repent to enter The Kingdom of Heaven.

    Also thanks Lala, Satan would like to be God i know this. He should probably know that that's not going to happen. Even if he turns everyone away from God. This may be apocryphal but i think i read or heard that because he wishes to be like God but knows he cannot be God, he resents creation and especially humans because we occupy a special place in the divine order of things. Therefore the faithful being faithful directly contradicts Satans desire to be like God.

    The whole AntiChrist arc is where he tries to trick people into worshipping him, right?
  15. #95
    Originally posted by Sophie That sin was never paid for. Which is why baptism is a thing. All other sins Jesus took upon Him. And whoever so believes in Him will be able to repent to enter The Kingdom of Heaven.

    Also thanks Lala, Satan would like to be God i know this. He should probably know that that's not going to happen. Even if he turns everyone away from God. This may be apocryphal but i think i read or heard that because he wishes to be like God but knows he cannot be God, he resents creation and especially humans because we occupy a special place in the divine order of things. Therefore the faithful being faithful directly contradicts Satans desire to be like God.

    The whole AntiChrist arc is where he tries to trick people into worshipping him, right?

    That's fucking gay bro.
  16. #96
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? That's fucking gay bro.

    A Muslim would say that wouldn't you.
  17. #97
    Originally posted by Sophie A Muslim would say that wouldn't you.

    Who are you, John Muslim (inventor of Muslims)?
  18. #98
    Originally posted by frala The Antichrist does the work of Satan disguised as man.

    who identifies as a woman and groom little boys into little girls.
  19. #99
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Who are you, John Muslim (inventor of Muslims)?

    john islam.
  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Islam my wives into the pavement
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