My Memoirs

1. 2022-07-14 at 10:58 PM UTC

   #741
   

   Donald Trump Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sudo My mom got me to audition for a semi leading part in a movie as kid and the part I had to read was about a kid seeing his mom's tits and creeping on her bras. I was shortlisted for it and went to another audition where I read something less smutty and didn't get the part. I remember thinking "ok mom why did you really take me here?"
   
   I met the author years later (who wanted to have a drink with me but I was on parole and wasn't even allowed to ve where I was at let alone drink in a small town) and he said the kid they got to play thr part I auditioned for was poor and never had good food before so he ate all the catered food everyday, got fat halfway thru and they had to put him on dietary restrictions or he would get fired for being plump and fucking up continuity. That could have been me ☹️

   
   LMAO.
   
   It's kinda fucked that for every filled role there are so many people who applied and just got knocked down for no real reason.
   
   I feel that way when doing interviews especially.
2. 2022-07-15 at 6:25 PM UTC

   #742
   Kafka sweaty
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3. 2022-07-15 at 6:48 PM UTC

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4. 2022-07-15 at 7:10 PM UTC

   #744
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I like where I live. Its full of simple hillbillies and unassuming young mothers. Nobody is pretentious but you drive 20 minutes and there are hipsters and within 15 minutes there are craft brewing places. Everyone out here tho just drinks and drives and drinks and drives. I feel good here, people aren't fake and mind their business. I never thought I would like to live in the country and not find it boring
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   • Kafka
5. 2022-07-15 at 7:14 PM UTC

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   • Sudo
6. 2022-07-15 at 7:16 PM UTC

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7. 2022-07-15 at 7:28 PM UTC

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8. 2022-07-15 at 7:31 PM UTC

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9. 2022-07-15 at 7:34 PM UTC

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10. 2022-07-15 at 7:39 PM UTC

    #750
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11. 2022-07-15 at 7:39 PM UTC

    #751
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    My friends German wife just got a job at a bar and will probably end up cheating on him because I get whore vibes off her. I gdt the feeling she won't try to leave him but will just blame him. She says Germany is better than Canada but she likes her life in Canada more. I dont trust her and get to tell my buddy not to but he doesn't listen
12. 2022-07-15 at 7:55 PM UTC

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13. 2022-07-15 at 7:59 PM UTC

    #753
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Whats a pre-drink?
14. 2022-07-15 at 8:02 PM UTC

    #754
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    • mmQ, 
    • Sudo
15. 2022-07-15 at 8:04 PM UTC

    #755
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh lol. I should've known that. I've been "pre-drinking" basically my whole loife.
16. 2022-07-15 at 8:19 PM UTC

    #756
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Whats a pre-drink?

    
    In th US it’s called pre-gaming
    
    pre-game
    drink alcohol before attending an event or social function.
    
    Allows one to loosen up before they reach their destination therefore spending less money to make stupid decisions 🍻
17. 2022-07-15 at 8:52 PM UTC

    #757
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18. 2022-07-15 at 9:03 PM UTC

    #758
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    • Sudo
19. 2022-07-15 at 9:23 PM UTC

    #759
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20. 2022-07-15 at 9:24 PM UTC

    #760
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler In th US it’s called pre-gaming
    
    pre-game
    drink alcohol before attending an event or social function.
    
    Allows one to loosen up before they reach their destination therefore spending less money to make stupid decisions 🍻

    
    Don't patronize me.