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Turns out I was poisoned.

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    I got really sick Monday night and it continued all the way until Thursday morning.
    At first I thought it was because I ate too much garbage.
    Turns out I was improperly handling concentrated insecticides.
    I'm grateful that it isn't my cooking that did me in.
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  2. #2
    Bradley victim of incest
    good thing you're not an insect or you'd be really fucked
  3. #3
    bullshit that stuff is harmless
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I got really sick Monday night and it continued all the way until Thursday morning.
    At first I thought it was because I ate too much garbage.
    Turns out I was improperly handling concentrated insecticides.
    I'm grateful that it isn't my cooking that did me in.

    Get an attorney.
  5. #5
    Lucrimosa African Astronaut
    Fona, I'm still wit you, junt.
  6. #6
    Usually, it's the butler. Where is your girlfriend right now?
  7. #7
    RIPtotse African Astronaut [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Reminds me of the book or movie naked lunch.

    Dude gets hooked on bug killer insecticide shit.

    I love Burroughs although the whole butthole monster and shit was pretty ghey but whatever I mean dude was obv bi.
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    Solstice Space Nigga
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Reminds me of the book or movie naked lunch.

    Dude gets hooked on bug killer insecticide shit.

    I love Burroughs although the whole butthole monster and shit was pretty ghey but whatever I mean dude was obv bi.

    Burroughs was great. You ever see Drugstore Cowboy? When he's the priest and they bring him the Dilaudid lol "God bless you son may you go to heaven"
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