Turns out I was poisoned.

1. 2022-02-18 at 6:39 AM UTC

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   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   I got really sick Monday night and it continued all the way until Thursday morning.
   At first I thought it was because I ate too much garbage.
   Turns out I was improperly handling concentrated insecticides.
   I'm grateful that it isn't my cooking that did me in.
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   • Bradley
2. 2022-02-18 at 8:46 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   good thing you're not an insect or you'd be really fucked
3. 2022-02-18 at 10:12 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   bullshit that stuff is harmless
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   • The Self Taught Man
4. 2022-02-20 at 3:05 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I got really sick Monday night and it continued all the way until Thursday morning.
   At first I thought it was because I ate too much garbage.
   Turns out I was improperly handling concentrated insecticides.
   I'm grateful that it isn't my cooking that did me in.

   
   Get an attorney.
5. 2022-02-20 at 3:39 AM UTC

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   Lucrimosa African Astronaut
   Fona, I'm still wit you, junt.
6. 2022-02-20 at 4:19 AM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Usually, it's the butler. Where is your girlfriend right now?
7. 2022-02-20 at 4:53 AM UTC

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   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   Reminds me of the book or movie naked lunch.
   
   Dude gets hooked on bug killer insecticide shit.
   
   I love Burroughs although the whole butthole monster and shit was pretty ghey but whatever I mean dude was obv bi.
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   • The Self Taught Man
8. 2022-02-20 at 4:55 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RIPtotse Reminds me of the book or movie naked lunch.
   
   Dude gets hooked on bug killer insecticide shit.
   
   I love Burroughs although the whole butthole monster and shit was pretty ghey but whatever I mean dude was obv bi.

   
   Burroughs was great. You ever see Drugstore Cowboy? When he's the priest and they bring him the Dilaudid lol "God bless you son may you go to heaven"