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Extreme suffering in Elon Musk's "neuralink" primates

  1. #1
    Lucrimosa African Astronaut
    15 of 23 monkeys dead

    :(
  2. #2
    That's how testing works.
  3. #3
    wait till you see pfizers result.

    you aint seen no nuttin yet.
  4. #4
    Bradley Black Hole
    I heard they'll pay you do do the human studies twice as much after the monkey thing
  5. #5
    Twice as much as the monkeys were getting?
  6. #6
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny wait till you see pfizers result.

    you aint seen no nuttin yet.

    in 75 years or so

    lol
  7. #7
    Originally posted by aldra in 75 years or so

    lol

    wheres anonymous and all other hackers when you need them.
  8. #8
    Xlite African Astronaut
    Brain chip fail is the new thing.
  9. #9
    your owner, the only reason i had sex with my doughter was because my brain chip failed.
  10. #10
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    The only chip i want inside my brain is potato
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. #11
    Xlite African Astronaut
    We should all volunteer. Risk our lives for a cause and be remembered as the guys from a forum that nobody knows, whom risked their lives for a cause.

    I'm sure they'll try harder on humans. Whats the worst that could happen? brain chip fail and intense emotional instability/horror/dementia/seizures/brain fart/dread/pain beyond description? Or perhaps your brain being stuck in a loop of its own same thoughts, permanently? Maybe you become a retard or maybe you simply get euthanized because it will be the humane thing to do.
  12. #12
    You could have it programmed so you were massively attracted to fat ugly chicks thereby exponentially increasing your sex life because there are so many desperate munters in the world...a bit like that "Shallow Hal" movie.
  13. #13
    hog mode
  14. #14
    a skin full of beer and closing time traditionally activated hog mode.
  15. #15
    Lucrimosa African Astronaut
    This nigger robbed me at the mall one time.
  16. #16
    Originally posted by Lucrimosa This nigger robbed me at the mall one time.

    and you let him?
  17. #17
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    human testing begins
  18. #18
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ner vegas human testing begins

    itll serve them right when their brains explode like something out of 'scanners'
  19. #19
    Originally posted by ner vegas human testing begins

    you would cheer it if pedos were used as gennie pigs
  20. #20
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you would cheer it if pedos were used as gennie pigs

    I'm more about summary execution than torture, but I guess it'd be funny to pump granny porn into their visual cortex
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