2022-02-13 at 9:54 AM UTC
Do you guys SLAM AND PUMP at work???? I do
2022-02-13 at 11:23 AM UTC
No! BUT I WILL BE SLAMMING AND PUMPING SOON IF I DON'T FIND SOMETHING TO CLAP.
2022-02-13 at 11:27 AM UTC
I don't clap at work but I do PUMP PUMP PUMP AND SLAM
2022-02-13 at 11:27 AM UTC
Actually wait I do clap.. fuck
2022-02-13 at 11:30 AM UTC
*white southern fat biggot*
-"Iam just lookin' fur somethun ta clap"
2022-02-13 at 11:40 AM UTC
Some dude at work smokes weed on smoke break and doesn't care if he gets fired. I wish I was that cool
2022-02-13 at 11:40 AM UTC
Weed is sooooo smelly though cocaine is better of you smell it you are HIGH
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
Some dude at work smokes weed on smoke break and doesn't care if he gets fired. I wish I was that cool
One time at community college, I went out behind the cafeteria and got high.
One time before school I went to giant eagle and bought a box of 20 benedryl. I drove
DOWNTOWN tripping and got to school trying to do serious work. I scrolled through my book like an ipad, trying to
SCROLL down a window in the picture in the book. Next thing I know, a teacher is trying to kick me out. So I quickly left there and went to take a test. Long story short, I couldn't see and failed.
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2022-02-13 at 6:27 PM UTC
I don't SLAM and PUMP, I FLIRT n' SQUIRT.
2022-02-13 at 7:07 PM UTC
We had a bunch of product squirt all over the floor. because it's Sunday the cleaners aren't here so we just dropped a pallet over the spill and will let monday figure it out
SQUIRT ALERT TIME TO SLAM AND PUMP
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2022-02-13 at 7:12 PM UTC
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2022-02-13 at 7:20 PM UTC
That sounds like a good way to waste your break time plus I only keep candy in my lunch bag
2022-02-13 at 7:53 PM UTC
your boyfriend pumps n slams your asshole daily
2022-02-14 at 3:42 AM UTC
I have a good job, thanks