SLAMMING and PUMPING at work

1. 2022-02-13 at 9:54 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Do you guys SLAM AND PUMP at work???? I do
2. 2022-02-13 at 11:23 AM UTC

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   Lucrimosa African Astronaut
   No! BUT I WILL BE SLAMMING AND PUMPING SOON IF I DON'T FIND SOMETHING TO CLAP.
3. 2022-02-13 at 11:27 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I don't clap at work but I do PUMP PUMP PUMP AND SLAM
4. 2022-02-13 at 11:27 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Actually wait I do clap.. fuck
5. 2022-02-13 at 11:30 AM UTC

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   Lucrimosa African Astronaut
   *white southern fat biggot*
   -"Iam just lookin' fur somethun ta clap"
6. 2022-02-13 at 11:38 AM UTC

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   Lucrimosa African Astronaut
7. 2022-02-13 at 11:40 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Some dude at work smokes weed on smoke break and doesn't care if he gets fired. I wish I was that cool
8. 2022-02-13 at 11:40 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Weed is sooooo smelly though cocaine is better of you smell it you are HIGH
9. 2022-02-13 at 12 PM UTC

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   Lucrimosa African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Some dude at work smokes weed on smoke break and doesn't care if he gets fired. I wish I was that cool

   
   One time at community college, I went out behind the cafeteria and got high.
   
   One time before school I went to giant eagle and bought a box of 20 benedryl. I drove DOWNTOWN tripping and got to school trying to do serious work. I scrolled through my book like an ipad, trying to SCROLL down a window in the picture in the book. Next thing I know, a teacher is trying to kick me out. So I quickly left there and went to take a test. Long story short, I couldn't see and failed.
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10. 2022-02-13 at 6:27 PM UTC

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    smokemon Houston
    I don't SLAM and PUMP, I FLIRT n' SQUIRT.
11. 2022-02-13 at 7:07 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    We had a bunch of product squirt all over the floor. because it's Sunday the cleaners aren't here so we just dropped a pallet over the spill and will let monday figure it out
    
    SQUIRT ALERT TIME TO SLAM AND PUMP
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    • smokemon
12. 2022-02-13 at 7:12 PM UTC

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    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    dont be a slam pig
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    • the man who put it in my hood
13. 2022-02-13 at 7:19 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood We had a bunch of product squirt all over the floor. because it's Sunday the cleaners aren't here so we just dropped a pallet over the spill and will let monday figure it out
    
    SQUIRT ALERT TIME TO SLAM AND PUMP

    
    Have fun when the people who find it wipe their dick all over your stuff when you aren't there
14. 2022-02-13 at 7:20 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    That sounds like a good way to waste your break time plus I only keep candy in my lunch bag
15. 2022-02-13 at 7:53 PM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter
    your boyfriend pumps n slams your asshole daily
16. 2022-02-13 at 8:15 PM UTC

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    blaster master victim of incest
17. 2022-02-13 at 11 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I pumped too hard
18. 2022-02-14 at 12:10 AM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I pumped too hard

    
    into your boyfriends asshole
19. 2022-02-14 at 12:50 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    ^ get a job, faggot
20. 2022-02-14 at 3:42 AM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter
    I have a good job, thanks