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I just sold my ass.

  1. #1
    I haven't stretched it out or anything, how much is this gonna hurt? At least I won"t remember and the money is good.
  2. #2
    How good?
  3. #3
    Are you typing this as the guy is lubing up your asshole?.
  4. #4
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Pink sock
  5. #5
    Well, that sucked, but 3 grand is 3 grand 😎.
  6. #6
    infinityshock Black Hole
    no ass is worth that.

    I'll give you $5 and some bellybutton lint
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Actor Well, that sucked, but 3 grand is 3 grand 😎.

    pics or it didnt happen.
  8. #8
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Interviewer: What is your profession, sir?
    Subject: Butt blaster receptacle.
    Interviewer: Alrighty, then...
    Subject: *burp*
  9. #9
    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    Only high class escorts make $3000 per fuck.
  10. #10
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by blackbird Only high class escorts make $3000 per fuck.

    they arent called escorts and they dont advertise.

    the only way to find chicks like that are via referral.

    if a chick comes to you or advertises for more than $500/hr...shes a hooker and not worth it.

    no hooker is worth it...its cheaper to just get a regular chick, take her out to dinner and a movie, buy her something she likes, and fuck her.

    EDIT: additionally...if a chick charges more than $2k or $3k, shes basing her price on the perceived income of the dude shes trying to rip off. the best that there is goes for $2k a night. the whore that fucked that dude from two-and-a-half-fags for $10k ripped that dude off hard core.

    Post last edited by infinityshock at 2017-02-07T23:42:57.150064+00:00
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