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Anyone Got Fun Valentine's Plans?

  1. #1
    Incessant African Astronaut
    You gonna try a butt plug for the first time or get a girl pregnant?
  2. #2
    Bradley victim of incest
    I'm gonna jack off and do a puzzle and maybe read some fiction
  3. #3
    General Butt.Naked African Astronaut
    Yeah all thise things
  4. #4
    RIPtotse African Astronaut [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Work and hopefully get tipped fat
  5. #5
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    imma try to fuck my friend's grandma
  6. #6
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    she's got a body for a 71 year korean lady
  7. #7
    Solstice Space Nigga
    Originally posted by STER0S she's got a body for a 71 year korean lady

    Slip her a couple bars and go from there
  8. #8
    Sudo Dark Matter [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm getting myself a candlelight paddleboat then doasing myself in gasoline on the water and seeing if I burn to death or drown first
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  9. #9
    Get drunk and fuck her so hard she cries
  10. #10
    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Valentine's Gay
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  11. #11
    Bradley victim of incest
    Changed my mind imma go find colored women at the bar to talk to
  12. #12
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm gonna have a case of the Mondays and cry all day oh WAHHHHHH BOO HOOOO WOAH IS ME !!

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  13. #13
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Damn, you're fugly!
  14. #14
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I pretty much goofed by making a reservation at a glorified Chucky Cheese thinking it was a 5 star restaurant.

    My girlfriend thinks Im retarded and has been calling me "Mr. Limp Dick" all day.

    Then she made me clean out her car.
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  15. #15
    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Call yourself "Mr Nigger Dick".
  16. #16
    Order a heart shaped pizza
  17. #17
    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    I hope Bill Krozby is in hell and is in pain and his cat is in heaven and Bill Krozby can see his cat having a good time and is sorry as Satan whips his bare baked ass raw as it heals over and over so he can feel it afresh every time.
  18. #18
    Sudo Dark Matter [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive I hope Bill Krozby is in hell and is in pain and his cat is in heaven and Bill Krozby can see his cat having a good time and is sorry as Satan whips his bare baked ass raw as it heals over and over so he can feel it afresh every time.

    Goldang! You seem salty Lil homo, is it because he slew more slampigs than you and was much more loved despite making some selfish and questionable choices? Maybe its because his rotted shrunken wenis is still bigger than your shriveled up rotten brown baby carrot of a pen0r amirite homo?
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  19. #19
    Sudo Dark Matter [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Sudo Goldang! You seem salty Lil homo, is it because he slew more slampigs than you and was much more loved despite making some selfish and questionable choices? Maybe its because his rotted shrunken wenis is still bigger than your shriveled up rotten brown baby carrot of a pen0r amirite homo?

    As
  20. #20
    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo Goldang! You seem salty Lil homo, is it because he slew more slampigs than you and was much more loved despite making some selfish and questionable choices? Maybe its because his rotted shrunken wenis is still bigger than your shriveled up rotten brown baby carrot of a pen0r amirite homo?

    Yeah you're right, any one of those must be it and you don't sound like you're grasping at straws at all Ricky Retardo.
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