what would you do if you met this chick

1. 2022-02-10 at 1:48 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by Wariat the reason that chick at the dive. ar in capitola village threw a punch and tried to harass me was because i just got out of jail after the markley incident and went there and i hqd short hair so she asked if i was in the army and as a joke wnd due to me not wanting to tell her i did time or was in jail said yea and she started asking my questions ahat unit or some shit i may have said marines and said she was an army brat. and afger a while she knew i lied or fwke being a marine and started threatening and harwsing me and saying shell get home boys to beat me up and started hitting or slapping the empty beer glass from my hand and i said why dont you do something instead of relying on your homeboys or other people and she threw this telegraped punch lol.

   
   Yeah that's called stolen Valor ots a felony here, u can't tell people you're serving in the army and not expect military veterans to spank you in the face
2. 2022-02-10 at 1:51 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by Bradley You need a best friend bro. Do you have ANY hobbies that aren't sexual

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Bradley Do you shower before and put on clean dress clothes before you go out?

   
   It's not a discussionboard if you don't respond to your audience
3. 2022-02-10 at 2:02 PM UTC

   #23
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   see the thing is i could have told the guy yesterday or other situations like that russian fuck here i can talk to who i want as they kepe getting posessive over the women here in malta and trying to bully me from nit talking to them or leaving but i am on a vacation and my goal isnt to fight them or really have an uncomfortable situation ir call anyone out or even walka round with a bruise kater or something or hell who knows risk arrest. so i keep getting bullied by these locals or that russian locla here form talking to women. its like they feel so threatened by my presence newr their women here in malta.
4. 2022-02-10 at 2:09 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   They must just take one look at you and feel awful knowing you're gonna leave none for them.
   
   The only one threatened by your presence is children online.
5. 2022-02-10 at 2:10 PM UTC

   #25
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   "What's a nigga gotta do to get a piece of that ass?" seems like the obvious response.
6. 2022-02-10 at 2:14 PM UTC

   #26
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist

   Originally posted by Bradley They must just take one look at you and feel awful knowing you're gonna leave none for them.
   
   The only one threatened by your presence is children online.

   
   they feel threwtened by my handsomeness and youth and the fact dark italian or spanish women like nordic men from up north or ones who look more like me.
7. 2022-02-10 at 2:15 PM UTC

   #27
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   ive even had this maltanese guy blow up at me about his wife like she was sbout to go home with me and fuck me or something and all i did was have a brief conversarion with her.
8. 2022-02-10 at 2:16 PM UTC

   #28
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   and at that opening bar party last night where the other guy blew up on me it was literslly cougar after cougar with these lame looking older dudes.
9. 2022-02-10 at 3:02 PM UTC

   #29
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Why is the Asian guy constantly grinning, that's annoying as fuck and deserves a punch in the face.
10. 2022-02-10 at 4:03 PM UTC

    #30
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I woulda just stabbed her instantly.