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Space is gay

  1. #1
    Tyrant African Astronaut
    I'm an ocean guy now.

    Space: Kills you immediately, doesn't birth shit directly
    Ocean: Literally gives life to the entire world

    Space: Dry, fluids literally can't exist in liquid form
    Ocean: Liquid as fuck

    Space: 0 aliens found
    Ocean: Teeming with exotic living creatures

    Space: Radiation will fry you instantly and tries to give you cancer
    Ocean: You can float on it and use the same radiation to tan your abs, generates clouds that cuck the sun



    Space: Pointlessly big, everything takes too long to get to.
    Ocean: Huge enough to harbour endless possibilities but not so huge that it makes those possibilities pointless.

    Space: Gay
    Ocean: Alpha and heterosexual.
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  2. #2
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    It's the stuff that's in space that's worth looking at. Staring at a supervoid becomes rather boring rather fast.
  3. #3
    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie It's the stuff that's in space that's worth looking at. Staring at a supervoid becomes rather boring rather fast.

    Already addressed this.
  4. #4
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    The fuck do u think this is, niggas in water?

    NO

    this is African Americans and friends in space bucko
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  5. #5
    smokemon Houston
    "We landed on the moon."

    Well, your spaceship looks pretty gay to me.


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  6. #6
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I just heard Lloyd Christmas from dumb and dumber saying "WE LANDED ON THE MOON!"
  7. #7
    atlas rugged

  8. #8
    smokemon Houston
    I'm an air guy these days.

    Air: Most stuff is on one level, you don't have to look up that often
    Ocean: Stuff is everywhere, hard to deal

    Air: Gives humans life
    Ocean: Daven Jones' Locker

    Air: Hard to kill yourself with.
    Ocean: Easy to kill yourself with

    Air: Kooky clouds
    Ocean: "me so jelly"
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  9. #9
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Space: no paedophiles
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  10. #10
    Originally posted by Tyrant I'm an ocean guy now.

    Space: Kills you immediately, doesn't birth shit directly
    Ocean: Literally gives life to the entire world

    Space: Dry, fluids literally can't exist in liquid form
    Ocean: Liquid as fuck

    Space: 0 aliens found
    Ocean: Teeming with exotic living creatures

    Space: Radiation will fry you instantly and tries to give you cancer
    Ocean: You can float on it and use the same radiation to tan your abs, generates clouds that cuck the sun



    Space: Pointlessly big, everything takes too long to get to.
    Ocean: Huge enough to harbour endless possibilities but not so huge that it makes those possibilities pointless.

    Space: Gay
    Ocean: Alpha and heterosexual.

    There would be no oceans without space...there would be space without oceans.


    ...unless you are talking about the ocean of space of course.
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  11. #11
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Whatever floats your boat man...
  12. #12
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Space: no paedophiles

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  13. #13
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny

    HAHAHAHAHA Brass Eye.
  14. #14
    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Space: You will never become an astronaut, loser

    Ocean: Submarine tickets $150
  15. #15
    you can't fly a rocket in the ocean though
  16. #16
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Space isn't gay, but with your help it could be.
  17. #17
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Actually I just realized space is literally gay/bi because it's had a lot of men *and* women inside it. At the very least space is confirmed queer.
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  18. #18
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Same with the ocean though. And the ocean's a huge slut, has had countless men and women inside it. It craves having men and women inside it so much that occasionally it comes on land and drags them away.

  19. #19
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai Actually I just realized space is literally gay/bi because it's had a lot of men *and* women inside it. At the very least space is confirmed queer.

    The Ocean is a fan of long cyndrical objects and therefore a fan of deep penetration.

    Gay
  20. #20
    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood you can't fly a rocket in the ocean though

    Submergence is better than flying because you can't fall, you just float to the surface if you are buoyant or slowly sink, and it is basically like being in zero gravity anyway except better because you can actually propel yourself wherever you want.

    Plus you don't need a rocket because a propellor is basically the fluid equivalent of a warp drive, you don't need to expel anything to propel yourself, simply manipulate the fabric of the reality that you are currently existing in.
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