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"Have you seen a petite 12 year old?"

  1. #1
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut


    Asked Maciej Wieslaw Lata, to an undercover officer.
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    What if it wasn't a cop and the person said "Yes, I did see a 12 year old, why are you looking for a 12 year old and you don't know her name or what she looks like? The fuck im calling the police"

    and then a cop walks up and says "sir, you don't have to, we have been watching in the bushes this entire time and this man came here to lure a young girl" and then they say HES GOT A GUN OFFICER DOWN and pump that polish meat head full of lead and run over his head a dozen times with the cruiser and at the end they are all panting and grunting wiping sweat off their head and say "FUCK IMMIGRANTS AND SICKOS LETS GET A DONUT GOYS" and speed off to krispy kreme yup just another day in CALIFORNIA HIGHWAY NONCE PATROL life

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  3. #3
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
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  4. #4
    how did you let your mom know your gonna kill yourself ?

    did you do it covertly like telling her that your going to go to a far away places for a long time and if something haopens its not her fault ?

    or

    did you di it overtly in a cringe inducing manner like telling her your life is meaningless and your going to off yourself right there and then inbetween sobs.

    let us help you.
  5. #5
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    Whorebags?
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    lol
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley

    i c
  8. #8
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Wariat

    What a lovely story.
  9. #9
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I have seen petite 19 year olds, they can be fun if they didn't start slutting it up at 14
  10. #10
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    IMHO if u r looking to fuck kids u can't get regular pussy prolly thats y u want to fuck kids or old people
  11. #11
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by RIPtotse IMHO if u r looking to fuck kids u can't get regular pussy prolly thats y u want to fuck kids or old people

    You would be wrong. But then again you're wrong about a lot of things a lot of the time.
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