What if it wasn't a cop and the person said "Yes, I did see a 12 year old, why are you looking for a 12 year old and you don't know her name or what she looks like? The fuck im calling the police"
and then a cop walks up and says "sir, you don't have to, we have been watching in the bushes this entire time and this man came here to lure a young girl" and then they say HES GOT A GUN OFFICER DOWN and pump that polish meat head full of lead and run over his head a dozen times with the cruiser and at the end they are all panting and grunting wiping sweat off their head and say "FUCK IMMIGRANTS AND SICKOS LETS GET A DONUT GOYS" and speed off to krispy kreme yup just another day in CALIFORNIA HIGHWAY NONCE PATROL life
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post didn't die in a fire!
how did you let your mom know your gonna kill yourself ?
did you do it covertly like telling her that your going to go to a far away places for a long time and if something haopens its not her fault ?
or
did you di it overtly in a cringe inducing manner like telling her your life is meaningless and your going to off yourself right there and then inbetween sobs.