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What if UDOs are plasmoids?

  1. #1
    Tyrant African Astronaut
    What if UFOs are a race of plasma-based intelligent beings that live in the upper-atmosphere?

    How would you feel about this and how would you go about further investigation them if you were put in charge?
  2. #2
    I wouldn't care.
  3. #3
    I would fuck them
  4. #4
    I'd tell them Plasma is so 2002.
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  5. #5
    you are still a dalit on the grander scale of things.
  6. #6
    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'd tell them Plasma is so 2002.

    What if they were Light Emitting Dioids?
  7. #7
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    What you think Star Trek?
  8. #8
    Originally posted by Tyrant What if they were Light Emitting Dioids?

    They'd have to be Organic ones.
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  9. #9
    smokemon Houston
    Yeah there's some weird spirits in the sky.

    They have a myriad of forms.
  10. #10
    Incessant African Astronaut
    I've seen balls of green or aqua light before. Dunno how I'd proceed tho.
  11. #11
    Tyrant African Astronaut
    You know, plasmoids can actually explain a lot of UFO sightings.

  12. #12
    smokemon Houston
    I've been watching the sky for years. There are a lot of UFOs hiding in plain sight.
    I'm not sure if it's one kind of entity mimicking a bunch of different forms, or whether there are just lots of different types.
    From all the UFOs I've seen, they sure as hell don't seem like little green men in machines, they seem spiritual in nature.
    I have documented fake UFO birds, fake UFO airplanes, and cloud-like entities.

    There is lots of good footage of them if you look hard enough.
    I have taken a LOT of videos and pictures of sky entities.
    Some of them may be demons, or even what the Islamic people call "Jinn."

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foo_fighter

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atmospheric_ghost_lights

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_rockets

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jinn
  13. #13
    I would immediately challenge one to hand-to-hand combat and assume the high karate position.
  14. #14
    Tyrant African Astronaut
    They are actually usually drones or satellites or airplanes or helicopters but they are too far away to identify with what we have on hand
  15. #15
    UDO ?

    unwanted dalit organism ?
  16. #16
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I would immediately challenge one to hand-to-hand combat and assume the high karate position.

    with both your hands tied behind your back and knees tucked behind your neck ?
  17. #17
    Meikai African Astronaut
    i'd think that was pretty rad, the idea that two intelligent species are native to one planet would appeal to me greatly. if i was put in charge of the investigation i'd appoint someone who knew what the fuck they were actually doing, first and foremost.

    also i think we shud launch tardigrades in every conceivable direction and seed life throughout the galaxy to the best of our ability. it's our duty.
  18. #18
    Donald Trump Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Tyrant They are actually usually drones or satellites or airplanes or helicopters but they are too far away to identify with what we have on hand

    What the fuck are you on about you fucking spastic make believe cunt?
  19. #19
    Meikai African Astronaut
    what if it turned out that the plasmoid consciousness was our true concsiousness and our bodies are just antennae conducting the plasmoid signal into a fleshy form, essentially making it impossible to colonize any other planets without a way to also colonize them with our plasmabodies
  20. #20
    Meikai African Astronaut
    what if you farted in the upper atmosphere and it killed someone down on earth because your fart gasses disrupted someone's plasma
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