Fwb

1. 2022-01-14 at 5:34 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Bradley Black Hole
   riptotse is the best IMHO
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2. 2022-01-14 at 5:44 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley riptotse is the best IMHO

   
   Yes he's a very caring and gentle lover.
3. 2022-01-14 at 5:51 PM UTC

   #23
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

   Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I'm sensing a knife fight bout to go down!

   
   
   
   My money is on Candy.
   
   She'll smoke him!
4. 2022-01-14 at 5:58 PM UTC

   #24
   Kafka sweaty

   Originally posted by Bradley figured it'd be worth it to shoot my shot

   
   Are you a Gemini?
5. 2022-01-15 at 12 AM UTC

   #25
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Kafka Should I stab her?

   
   Stab yourself
   
   

   Show spoiler
6. 2022-01-17 at 2:09 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Bradley Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kafka Are you a Gemini?

   
   No I'm a Leo. Is that good?
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7. 2022-01-17 at 2:10 PM UTC

   #27
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]

   Originally posted by Bradley riptotse is the best IMHO

   
   Nawwww Bradleyb u da best
8. 2022-01-17 at 2:11 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I'll pay for you to have your nails did twice a month and keep you supplied in sexy unders.
9. 2022-01-17 at 2:23 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'll pay for you to have your nails did twice a month and keep you supplied in sexy unders.

   
   You sound like a pimp when you say that. Gotta keep 'the product' alluring. Nails done and nice lingerie, will she at least get room and board as well?
10. 2022-01-17 at 2:28 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie You sound like a pimp when you say that. Gotta keep 'the product' alluring. Nails done and nice lingerie, will she at least get room and board as well?

    
    Of course...as well as 2hr supervised walks at the park twice a week.
11. 2022-01-17 at 2:30 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Bradley Black Hole
    I wanna learn how to do nails, not to do it for money but because I think i'd really enjoy doing it and making my girlfriend's hands prettier and let her save money than getting it done by the asians
12. 2022-01-17 at 2:31 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Bradley Black Hole
    plus it hink that'd be super cool, liike i'm a real weirdo so just o ya and i do nails would yet another weird endearing quirk about my personality
13. 2022-01-17 at 2:31 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley I wanna learn how to do nails, not to do it for money but because I think i'd really enjoy doing it and making my girlfriend's hands prettier and let her save money than getting it done by the asians

    
    Have you ever had a pedicure at the Asian nail place Bradders?
14. 2022-01-17 at 3:01 PM UTC

    #34
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    
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15. 2022-01-17 at 3:04 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood This has happened with basically every female friend i've ever had. They get a boyfriend and then just stop talking to me lol

    
    This. Their new bfs either find out we've fucked before and make them cut off contact or they do it themselves out of I dunno, "guilt" or some shit.
    
    OP should move on, you were only fwb anyway.
    
    Also show tits.
16. 2022-01-17 at 3:05 PM UTC

    #36
    

    frala Avant garde shartist

    Originally posted by Kafka Should I stab her?

    
    Yes
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17. 2022-01-17 at 3:06 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Bradley Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Have you ever had a pedicure at the Asian nail place Bradders?

    
    ive never had a pedicure or a manicure or had my nails painted or anything.
    
    I've gone in with my girlfriends while they get their nails done though yeah
18. 2022-01-17 at 3:11 PM UTC

    #38
    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by Bradley I wanna learn how to do nails, not to do it for money but because I think i'd really enjoy doing it and making my girlfriend's hands prettier and let her save money than getting it done by the asians

    
    You remind me of Simon from Misfits
19. 2022-01-17 at 3:48 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    You guys know Kafka is either Wariat or Hiki, right?
20. 2022-01-17 at 3:54 PM UTC

    #40
    

    Bradley Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kafka You remind me of Simon from Misfits

    
    Not sure what that means, is that a show?
    
    

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready You guys know Kafka is either Wariat or Hiki, right?

    
    I honetsly hope not but you know whatever, I like to meet new people and if turns out to be one of my friends with a mask on, I guess I'll kinda laugh and feel ridiculous but that's fine.
    
    If Hiki or Wariat wanted to be my friend, I'd be nice to them too, but not wariat as he is a nonce level 10 noncer