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  1. #21
    Bradley Florida Man
    riptotse is the best IMHO
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  2. #22
    Originally posted by Bradley riptotse is the best IMHO

    Yes he's a very caring and gentle lover.
  3. #23
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I'm sensing a knife fight bout to go down!



    My money is on Candy.

    She'll smoke him!
  4. #24
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Bradley figured it'd be worth it to shoot my shot

    Are you a Gemini?
  5. #25
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka Should I stab her?

    Stab yourself

  6. #26
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Kafka Are you a Gemini?

    No I'm a Leo. Is that good?
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  7. #27
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Bradley riptotse is the best IMHO

    Nawwww Bradleyb u da best
  8. #28
    I'll pay for you to have your nails did twice a month and keep you supplied in sexy unders.
  9. #29
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'll pay for you to have your nails did twice a month and keep you supplied in sexy unders.

    You sound like a pimp when you say that. Gotta keep 'the product' alluring. Nails done and nice lingerie, will she at least get room and board as well?
  10. #30
    Originally posted by Sophie You sound like a pimp when you say that. Gotta keep 'the product' alluring. Nails done and nice lingerie, will she at least get room and board as well?

    Of course...as well as 2hr supervised walks at the park twice a week.
  11. #31
    Bradley Florida Man
    I wanna learn how to do nails, not to do it for money but because I think i'd really enjoy doing it and making my girlfriend's hands prettier and let her save money than getting it done by the asians
  12. #32
    Bradley Florida Man
    plus it hink that'd be super cool, liike i'm a real weirdo so just o ya and i do nails would yet another weird endearing quirk about my personality
  13. #33
    Originally posted by Bradley I wanna learn how to do nails, not to do it for money but because I think i'd really enjoy doing it and making my girlfriend's hands prettier and let her save money than getting it done by the asians

    Have you ever had a pedicure at the Asian nail place Bradders?
  14. #34
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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  15. #35
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood This has happened with basically every female friend i've ever had. They get a boyfriend and then just stop talking to me lol

    This. Their new bfs either find out we've fucked before and make them cut off contact or they do it themselves out of I dunno, "guilt" or some shit.

    OP should move on, you were only fwb anyway.

    Also show tits.
  16. #36
    Originally posted by Kafka Should I stab her?

    Yes
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  17. #37
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Have you ever had a pedicure at the Asian nail place Bradders?

    ive never had a pedicure or a manicure or had my nails painted or anything.

    I've gone in with my girlfriends while they get their nails done though yeah
  18. #38
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Bradley I wanna learn how to do nails, not to do it for money but because I think i'd really enjoy doing it and making my girlfriend's hands prettier and let her save money than getting it done by the asians

    You remind me of Simon from Misfits
  19. #39
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    You guys know Kafka is either Wariat or Hiki, right?
  20. #40
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Kafka You remind me of Simon from Misfits

    Not sure what that means, is that a show?

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready You guys know Kafka is either Wariat or Hiki, right?

    I honetsly hope not but you know whatever, I like to meet new people and if turns out to be one of my friends with a mask on, I guess I'll kinda laugh and feel ridiculous but that's fine.

    If Hiki or Wariat wanted to be my friend, I'd be nice to them too, but not wariat as he is a nonce level 10 noncer
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