2 medium onions 8oz mushrooms Fresh Lo Mein Noodles Oyster sauce soy sauce
Saute the onions and mushrooms in butter add noodles add oyster and soy sauce fry dat shit up pour on plate 2 slices butter bread so you can make noodle butties. scoff down like your life depends on it.
DELICIOUS, QUICK AND EASY...just like Bradley's mom.
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I make this and serve it with white rice and tell people it's home cooked and tell thema bout my chinesey fascination, plans to move to Cambodia and then I yell the ten or so phrases I know in Khmai as proof along with pronouncing things like
its like saying hola to the guy at the taco truck then ordering in english but just saying the numbers in spanish bro it's so stereotypical but everyone loves it unless we're im on the phone then they get hella frustrated.