Mushroom Lo Mein

1. 2022-01-12 at 1:07 PM UTC

   #1
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Last nights dinner made in 15 mins.
   
   2 medium onions
   8oz mushrooms
   Fresh Lo Mein Noodles
   Oyster sauce
   soy sauce
   
   Saute the onions and mushrooms in butter
   add noodles
   add oyster and soy sauce
   fry dat shit up
   pour on plate
   2 slices butter bread so you can make noodle butties.
   scoff down like your life depends on it.
   
   DELICIOUS, QUICK AND EASY...just like Bradley's mom.
   
   
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2. 2022-01-12 at 1:15 PM UTC

   #2
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   Anything with mushroom in its name is not very good unless it's portobello or shitake
3. 2022-01-12 at 1:17 PM UTC

   #3
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Onion Lo Mein then.
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4. 2022-01-12 at 1:17 PM UTC

   #4
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   looks like a managers special tray in lockup
   
   
5. 2022-01-12 at 1:19 PM UTC

   #5
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Onion Lo Mein then.

   
   Ok I'd eat that but I feel like your missing the pork or beef or even better
   
   
   
   Shrimpies!
6. 2022-01-12 at 1:30 PM UTC

   #6
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Yes I had no shrimp though and it was just a quick thing I threw together to use up the noodles and mushrooms.
   
   I washed it all down with some Australian Ginger beer.
7. 2022-01-12 at 1:33 PM UTC

   #7
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   Ok that's acceptable
8. 2022-01-12 at 1:53 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Looks like Lanny’s asshole
9. 2022-01-12 at 1:57 PM UTC

   #9
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by frala Looks like Lanny’s asshole

   
   Sounds like he needs de-worming.
10. 2022-01-12 at 2:37 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    you ever had that shit that comes with 2 cans and the topone is that sauce for the rice and the bottom one is the chop suey, that shittakes me 8 minutes and has corn in it nigga, ill get some soon
11. 2022-01-12 at 2:38 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    i think it's called "Lo Mein" even bud, u literally went and bought everything seperate just to waste your life combining it back together.
12. 2022-01-12 at 2:41 PM UTC

    #12
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    
    
    I make this and serve it with white rice and tell people it's home cooked and tell thema bout my chinesey fascination, plans to move to Cambodia and then I yell the ten or so phrases I know in Khmai as proof along with pronouncing things like
    
    HO! U Rikey my Ricey?
    
    "Gaaaaaay LOOOOO"
    
    "HO! You rikey?"
13. 2022-01-12 at 2:42 PM UTC

    #13
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    its like saying hola to the guy at the taco truck then ordering in english but just saying the numbers in spanish bro it's so stereotypical but everyone loves it unless we're im on the phone then they get hella frustrated.
14. 2022-01-12 at 2:43 PM UTC

    #14
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    where do you get fresh lo mein noodles from
15. 2022-01-12 at 2:53 PM UTC

    #15
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Are you vegetarian? I might be an 80% vegetarian someday soon because I need to eat healthier
16. 2022-01-12 at 2:56 PM UTC

    #16
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    I was a vegetarian for awhile yes. Not of all meats but only of meat I didn't kill myself or know who ddid and then i would eat a lot of fish cuz fish don't have feelings and no eyebrows
17. 2022-01-12 at 2:56 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    why the FUCK would jiggaboo be makin beef stew & chili if he was a vegetarian sudo how high r u
18. 2022-01-12 at 3:36 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    lo meins are inauthentic without dog meat.
    
    or cats.
19. 2022-01-12 at 4:08 PM UTC

    #19
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley i think it's called "Lo Mein" even bud, u literally went and bought everything seperate just to waste your life combining it back together.

    
    You'll be buried in a can one day
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20. 2022-01-12 at 4:09 PM UTC

    #20
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley where do you get fresh lo mein noodles from

    
    You can either make them or at the Chinese supermarket (who make them fresh daily).