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Car seat for a 2 year old?

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    I need a car seat and I'm completely out of my element and have no idea what I'm suppose to be looking for.
    Can anyone help?
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    Aleister Crowley Tuskegee Airman
    I didn't know you had a kid?
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    Go to the store, look at the box it wills say "for ages 2-36" or something like that.
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    Solstice Space Nigga
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I need a car seat and I'm completely out of my element and have no idea what I'm suppose to be looking for.
    Can anyone help?

    Aw shit, who's kid are you getting cuckolded into taking care of? Tell that bitch to buy the car seat if it matters so much.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    when I was a kid we just stacked phone books
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    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Any 5-point high-back front facing car seat will work. Don't get a used one.
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    Put em in one of shellback's old cat cages and strap that SUCKER down to the ruff. "SPLENDID" MITT "Morman Underpants" Rombey would say young fella Mr lad
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    DrugSmuggler Houston [soullessly saw your drumbeater]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Go to the store, look at the box it wills say "for ages 2-36" or something like that.

    Ages 2-36 LMAO
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    cigreting Naturally Camouflaged
    Ask sudo he takes care of his bitches kid
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  10. #10
    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by cigreting Ask sudo he takes care of his bitches kid

    You're the low-key stL always worried about Trump when you're always thinking of Sudo. Of all the things to be weird about, you picked a really weird one.
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  11. #11
    Sudo Dark Matter [my hereto riemannian peach]
    One weird thing about cars eats nobody talks about is they have manufacturers expiry dates on the side of them and you can be fined for transporting a kid with an expired carseat. I can't think of anything else that's fucking plastic with a manufacturer expiry on it what a fucking SCAM
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    G African Astronaut
    Could you imagine being a single parent whose life's so shit you gravitate to Fona lol ?! That poor kid's fucked.
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    maddie Houston
    Originally posted by Sudo One weird thing about cars eats nobody talks about is they have manufacturers expiry dates on the side of them and you can be fined for transporting a kid with an expired carseat. I can't think of anything else that's fucking plastic with a manufacturer expiry on it what a fucking SCAM

    dont helmets have the same concept?
    i know they are not allowed to be used after an accident or if you fall on it,

    but i think they have expiration dates due to car seats sitting inside cars going through heat cycles from the sun and the plastic gets more brittle overtime.
    not sure how accurate this is or how truthful, but i can see why it could be an issue.. if it even is an issue
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    Solstice Space Nigga
    You know what else is a scam? Expiration dates on salt.
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    maddie Houston
    Originally posted by Solstice You know what else is a scam? Expiration dates on salt.

    depends on the salt.
    salt itself does not expire, but the anti-clumping ingredients they add to commercial salt does expire.
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    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by maddie dont helmets have the same concept?
    i know they are not allowed to be used after an accident or if you fall on it,

    but i think they have expiration dates due to car seats sitting inside cars going through heat cycles from the sun and the plastic gets more brittle overtime.
    not sure how accurate this is or how truthful, but i can see why it could be an issue.. if it even is an issue

    This is the reason. The constant heat cool cycles, damage from sitting in the sun, and potential fatal design flaws that had since been fixed.

    Also, if anyone is curious: There's no actual law saying you can't use an expired car seat per-say.
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    maddie Houston
    Originally posted by AngryIVer This is the reason. The constant heat cool cycles, damage from sitting in the sun, and potential fatal design flaws that had since been fixed.

    Also, if anyone is curious: There's no actual law saying you can't use an expired car seat per-say.

    no law on a federal or all state's level, or just federal?
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    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by maddie no law on a federal or all state's level, or just federal?

    No law on a federal level. Some states might have a law, my state doesn't.
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