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slicking up youre body with motor oil

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    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    man there aint nothin like it, man

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    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    And then laying on the road at night and pranking cars to drive over you and they don't notice and they slip to the side and go woahhh what was that ?
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    Originally posted by mmQ And then laying on the road at night and pranking cars to drive over you and they don't notice and they slip to the side and go woahhh what was that ?

    It's best to use a raccoon outfit for that.
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    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's best to use a raccoon outfit for that.

    Are raccoons slippery? This isn't like the video games jiggy where a car can spin out over a banana peel, this has to be real and it has to be a lot of slippery slick oil.
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    Originally posted by mmQ Are raccoons slippery? This isn't like the video games jiggy where a car can spin out over a banana peel, this has to be real and it has to be a lot of slippery slick oil.

    Yes, blood is very slippery...if you'd ever beheaded a whore in your bathtub and then tried to combine clean the tub and shower at the same time, you'd know that.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes, blood is very slippery…if you'd ever beheaded a whore in your bathtub and then tried to combine clean the tub and shower at the same time, you'd know that.

    lrn2exanguination
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    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes, blood is very slippery…if you'd ever beheaded a whore in your bathtub and then tried to combine clean the tub and shower at the same time, you'd know that.

    But then I'm not adhering to the principles of this thread and the topic. You're crazy !
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny lrn2exanguination

    Bless you
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