slicking up youre body with motor oil

1. 2022-01-02 at 5:43 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   man there aint nothin like it, man
   
   
2. 2022-01-02 at 5:45 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   And then laying on the road at night and pranking cars to drive over you and they don't notice and they slip to the side and go woahhh what was that ?
3. 2022-01-03 at 4:21 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ And then laying on the road at night and pranking cars to drive over you and they don't notice and they slip to the side and go woahhh what was that ?

   
   It's best to use a raccoon outfit for that.
4. 2022-01-03 at 4:31 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's best to use a raccoon outfit for that.

   
   Are raccoons slippery? This isn't like the video games jiggy where a car can spin out over a banana peel, this has to be real and it has to be a lot of slippery slick oil.
5. 2022-01-03 at 4:36 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Are raccoons slippery? This isn't like the video games jiggy where a car can spin out over a banana peel, this has to be real and it has to be a lot of slippery slick oil.

   
   Yes, blood is very slippery...if you'd ever beheaded a whore in your bathtub and then tried to combine clean the tub and shower at the same time, you'd know that.
6. 2022-01-03 at 4:44 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes, blood is very slippery…if you'd ever beheaded a whore in your bathtub and then tried to combine clean the tub and shower at the same time, you'd know that.

   
   lrn2exanguination
7. 2022-01-03 at 4:50 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes, blood is very slippery…if you'd ever beheaded a whore in your bathtub and then tried to combine clean the tub and shower at the same time, you'd know that.

   
   But then I'm not adhering to the principles of this thread and the topic. You're crazy !
8. 2022-01-03 at 5:14 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny lrn2exanguination

   
   Bless you